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Zoo juice

Questionable stains, spots, or substances of an unknown origin found in your home that are blamed on your pets.
What’s that nasty shit on your pillowcase? Man, it’s probably zoo juice.
by FerReally January 16, 2020
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Shit Zoo

1. A zoo that displays fine specimens of fecial material. Often from animals, but human specimens can be entered if they are of abnormal size, length, weight, or color.

2. A little dog that looks like a dirty mop or a cat. Spelt Shih tzu, pronounced shit zoo. Dont buy one of these little fuckers unless you want to comb the fuck out of their hair every day.
Franklin: Yo Steven, I heard you went to the Shit Zoo without me. How did it smell?
Steven: Dude, my wife wanted to look at a dog, what the fuck are you talking about?
Franklin: Oh, I thought you went to one of those Zoos that freaks go to.
by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025
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kokichi zoo fanfiction

fan 1: “O-Oh my god…d-dude, have you read the kokichi zoo fanfiction????”

fan 2: “kill yourself im not reading that ☹️”
by rainy_candy July 5, 2024
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Zoo abortion

Abortion for pets, often a pet family with the offsprings, father and mother
Parent plan did a zoo abortion
by 459395 April 22, 2023
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Zoos

Me: I got followed by a bunch of zoos after I posted that red panda picture.
Joggle: What the fuck is a zoo?
by hermitred October 25, 2017
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zoo shoes

Appropriate shoes for a 4-year-old to wear to the zoo. They have laces. Must cover your toes and are almost always pink in color. These are not sandals, work boots, rain boots or crocs.
Philina had to find zoo shoes before we left the house to go to the zoo.
by edeninoctober August 28, 2021
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