A peen is a mystical pEnIs that has no soul. A peen typically people named ~evan~ slip up and say just shit that makes you lose a few brain cells here and there. Peens usually flock together so it’s safe to say if you find one peen another is lingering not to far behind. Peens have to fit special qualifications and typically a peen will try to call others a peen to feel more accepted by society.
by Toenail clippins June 19, 2019
Get the Peenmug. a very small penis peen could only be seen under a microscope. Most women don't enjoy the so called micro penis.
person 1: hey did you guys hear about jimmy's micro peen.?
person 2: i heard that it is smaller than a lady bug.
person 2: i heard that it is smaller than a lady bug.
by SHOOK1230 May 17, 2020
Get the micro peenmug. 
by Eaton666 July 29, 2017
Get the peen whipmug. In online roleplay if a male is roleplaying a female character and has not shared that he is really a male then he is a stealth peen.
Richard is a stealth peen because his female warlock character is named BettyBoop694 and he has not shared that he is really a male to his online friends who he has been leading on for months for his entertainment.
by Zyrexia February 19, 2015
Get the Stealth Peenmug. 