spatula jockey

anyone who works at a burger joint or diner

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

fart jockey

Someone who is disliked. Known to be an idiot.

Yo' motha is a fart jockey.

by Kris March 14, 2004

knob jockey

Phil K the knob jockey

Andy: "Hey that guy is a fool"

Peter: "yeah, and he's a bit of a Phil K too..!"

Andy: "yes! - A real knob jockey"

by WA2009 December 16, 2009

toilet jockey

They guy/girl you find in restrooms at clubs, who doles out soap, paper towel and peddles wares in return for pocket change.

This Guy or girl frequently hijacks the sink, and removes all soap and towels from the free dispensers in hopes of garnering your pocket change. This leaves the client with the choice of leaving the restroom dirty-handed or to pay for the use of toiletries that were usually free.

Don't forget to bring change to the bathroom to pay the Toilet Jockey.

by Mississauga Steve February 27, 2007

Cream Jockey

A large black man who enacts and receives white cock in super hardcore homosexual interracial sex.

Hey dude, why doesn't Jaquan ever sit down in his chair?

~I don't know man, I think he's a cream jockey.

by niggerjoeIII September 14, 2014

choad jockey

An asshole who deserves to spend his time riding or jockeying choads.

That guy is such a choad jockey.

by The Real Cooney July 25, 2006

slot jockey

Someone who constantly plays fruit machines in pubs, bars, chip shops or amusement arcades.

"It's Mike's round where is he??"
"He's over there feeding the gambler the slot jockey!"

by SammySeven November 8, 2006