by Bloopmamoopa April 10, 2016
by Buckscountybitches May 02, 2015
The act of submerging your penis into a glass/cup of mountain dew, then proceeding to force an innocent victim to suck the carbonation off. Once performed, you can then refer to your penis as "Dew Dick."
-"dude what did u do last week?"
"not much man, but hey i got a Dew Dick!"
-"Yo I got a Dew Dick last night!"
"Man, i wish i had one of those.."
-"Suck my Dew Dick, BITCH!"
"not much man, but hey i got a Dew Dick!"
-"Yo I got a Dew Dick last night!"
"Man, i wish i had one of those.."
-"Suck my Dew Dick, BITCH!"
by Dr. suckonmydewdickbiotch February 15, 2011
by shanaynay1 December 04, 2006
by da to the mo May 28, 2007
Betsy gave Joey a blow job at the supermarket because he gave her a bottle of mountain dew, because she is a "mountain dew whore"
by anon4u February 15, 2012