Brittany

An ugly prostitute who will suck your dick for three dollars. If you ever encounter a 'Brittany', make sure you check your drink for any unknown substances. If you ever marry a Brittany, make sure you have sex with her at least once a night.

Him "Brittany really sucks me real good,"

Him #2 "Yeah, I cant believe her prices are so low,"

by ThotimusPrime000111 January 15, 2019

Brittani

She is the most loyal & sweetest girl you’ll ever meet. Loves to cuddle. All the guys like & want her. Most females love to hate on her. Jealousy. she has got a perfect face & specifically if she’s Hispanic. That’s a wild one. One you don’t want to ever lose

It’s Brittani bitch!

by Coolguytrackks November 23, 2021

Brittany

she would be like the most slayed friend ever but when shes mad or jelly (gets jealous easily) shell ignore you for about 1-2 years. it would be rare for her to come back to you after one day. but when she trusts you, shes the best. shes energetic a beauty i swear to god i mean she is a god.... but she would leave you for another friend then come back because she knows her mistake.

Plus, people find the hots for her but dont understand that they dont actually like her.

random man: whos that shes pretty i wanna date her

me (friend) : no shit no way you will not

Brittany: I'm gay.

by shutthehedoublehockeysticksup September 22, 2022

Brittany

Dumb person who talks a lot for someone who says they aren't high
empty on the inside

Brittanys still cool though

by datonebishassperson March 23, 2022

Brittany

1. This type of person gets mad when you don't spell their name right, when there are multiple different ways of spelling it and you're stupid, shut the fuck up.

2. A girl with the rankest puss you've ever smelt. You can tell she's coming from a mile away. If she came on your face , it would corrode off, this is how dirty her snatch is. Who wants to end up looking like fucking Two Face?

3. Fucking crackwhore, who let's Kyle punch her in the face for drugs, while he fucks her in her bleached assailed

Do you smell that?
Ugh , it's Brittany

Don't get too drunk, you might pull a Birttany and suck dicl for drugs

by MAMBOno69 August 17, 2020

Brittany

A "Brittany" is someone who you meet on tinder and have a loving relationship with for two years only for her to CHEAT ON YOU WITH YOUR OWN FUCKING BROTHER AND RUN OFF WITH HIM AFTER ADMITTING TO YOU THAT THE RELATIONSHIP WAS A LIE AND SHE REALLY HATED YOU ALL ALONG AND WAS JUST USING YOU FOR YOUR MONEY YOU FUCKING BITCH I HATE YOU

BRITTANY IS A FUCKING BITCH AND I HATE HER
-ME

by Birb! June 12, 2022

Diet Brittany

a muffin with alcohol in the mix. Other variations include cupcakes.

We made Diet Brittanys so our parents wouldn't find out we were getting drunk.

by kayyfawst March 17, 2011