piss the bark off a tree

To pee so hard you could take the bark off of a tree

“When I was young, I could piss the bark off a tree.”

by CharlieAlpha November 13, 2022

Hoe the barbie

Hoe the Barbie is a whos life was dedicated to being a stripper and a hoe in general, used to comment on someone who acts like one.

Karly: Oh my god! Sadie you’re literally Hoe The Barbie!

Sadie: I know right girlie?! It’s such a good job!

by Spyr0lander January 8, 2023

Raising The Barn

A form of the Eiffel Tower (Sexual Position), smothered in condensed milk (can be substituted for condensed coconut milk for dietary restrictions), in which three partners go to town. Picture the yogurt skittles commercial.

Shit dawg - I had to shower twice after raising the barn last night.

by TheOnlyGio801 June 16, 2023

John the barber

Doing a John the barber is when you make love or have sexual relationships with a wealthy woman while her husband is on a business trip then after having said sexual interlude one takes his now post orgasm penis and wipes said penis on the drapes of the wealthy woman house .

Man after I Bust a nut in old girl I had no choice but to do a John the barber and then I was Gucci and I rolled.

by Johnny Skulls July 15, 2024

wharf the barf

A remix of whart the fart. Means the same thing as what the barf but you make it rhyme.

Jake: I had a dream last night one of our friends was giving backshots to our other friend.
Lisa: Wharf the barf?

by PepeEPopo April 23, 2024

Break the Barrel

The phenomenon where you pee for the first time on a night out, and after which you need to pee every 15 minutes.

"Man, I broke the barrel too early, I've been going to the bathroom all night"
"Don't go yet, you don't want to Break the Barrel too early"

by David2024 June 3, 2024

Took the Barry Way to Melbourne

(Saying/Phrase) To do something the hard way/make something more complicated.

"Oliver spelt 'Kronk' like 'Cronque', bro took the Barry Way to Melbourne.

by notoliverbatson June 4, 2024