Burrito Mama'

A woman of hispanic origin whose oversized butt is squished into jeans far too small for her excess flab. They are usually accompanied by several screaming children and swing their hips vociferously, as if to attract another mate.

Person 1: "Did you see the butt on that Burrito Mama'"
Person 2: "Yeah, she should lay off the beans, if she farts those pants will rip."

by 60 Central March 20, 2008

Flavoring the burrito

Gerund phrase: when one is in bed and wraps him or herself in covers or a zipped-up sleeping bag and then proceeds to rip ass.

When sharing a bed with a sexy lady after a long night of drinking, flavoring the burrito instead of sharing a blanket could help get Jace a second date.

by Shreadhead February 6, 2014

Chicken burritos

Definition 1: The best food in the whole wide world
Definition 2: The favourite food of Anti.social.club6

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-Ravioli

Me and the boys eating chicken burritos

by Anti.Social.Club6 June 20, 2019

steamy burrito

Maintaining a dry upper body while sitting in the shower. A girl (or guy) will perform oral sex on yourself while you eat a snack. Something hot is usually being eaten, A burrito.

"Dude I just got a steamy burrito last night !"

by Thesexcorrdinator December 1, 2016

California Burrito

A delicious and best burrito found in Faxican eateries, also known as a Cali Burrito. It is native to Southern California. The California Burrito consists of carne asada, cheese, Guacamole and French fries or potatoes rolled into a flour tortilla. Sour cream may be substituted for guacamole, though this not a true Cali burrito, just an imposter.

"I almost had a heart attack while eating a massive California burrito last night!"

by nunnyo January 12, 2013

Burrito

Poop of any kind; Derives from the ancient Greek language.

"Man! You just ate that cat burrito off the floor!"

by Lupe Vargas January 25, 2005

Bean Burrito

Two hot chicks scissoring their engorged beans under a warm blanket on the couch.

She invited me for for Netflix and a bean burrito.

I could hear my sister and her friend doing the bean burrito during Game of Thrones. So I rubbed one out.

by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2019