Pooper tennis

when you fuck a bitch in the ass while you are playing tennis

"Yo, I just got home from playing pooper tennis with my wife"

"How was it?"

"Pretty good, until my dick got hit with a tennis ball"

by Bruh-nigga November 22, 2019

Czechoslovakian tennis

When two guys slap their dicks together aggressively until one of them ejaculates and they get a point and this is continued until on reaches 15 points

Me and my homie played Czechoslovakian tennis last night and I totally dominated

by Ieatcumnigga April 6, 2019

Tennis

A stupid sport where people spend a lot of money and their precious time just to hit neon yellow balls with sticks

Person 1: Why would anyone play tennis? All they do is hit a ball with a stick

by Sultry Santa April 26, 2019

Tennis Balls

Small balls if you're talking to a man
Small tits if your'e talking to a woman

That man acts so hard in front of girls though he's probably got tennis balls
That woman flirts so hard but gets nowhere due to her tennis balls

by notdirtyminded October 13, 2019

Tennis Balls

Small balls if you're talking to a man
Small tits if your'e talking to a woman

That man acts so hard in front of girls though he's probably got tennis balls
That woman flirts so hard but gets nowhere due to her tennis balls

by notdirtyminded October 13, 2019

tennis shoe express

Walking. Especially when you have no car or your car is not working or your ride left you.

Car's bork, friends on FB-silence, Uber hatin' . Guess I'm taking the tennis shoe express.

by dp0303 October 7, 2017

tennis bong

a home made bong made from a tennis ball!

hey man check out my tennis bong!!

by Williamhtx April 21, 2017