tenderfiddles

a girl named amanda or meg with soar ta ta's

amanda and meg got gator smacked and have tenderfiddles

by princess sophia November 11, 2003

Tender

Goalie found on a Northern Virginia ice hockey team. Anything but soft, known for his lewd comments and references to misogynistic ways.

Tender was into necrophilia, until the undertaker caught him.

by Wayne Grimzky April 13, 2005

tender viddles

Originally a brand of cat food, the name was adopted to mean another thing. A super hot female that you would like to have sex with or just think she is hot.

Mike did you see that girl at the cash register?
Yeah dude that chick was tender viddles!

by zoticus1 February 16, 2008

tenderly on the rocks

it sounds like some sort of alcoholic drink.

however, it is a random name of a dreamed up book by mcb in her late middle school years.

the book is rumored to be in progress. about hamster armies being in charge of every natural disaster within the past 10 years.

i think boys play a large part in it.

kevin riggle to matt lemieux to tom fuller.

if it ever gets published. or even drafted. it will be a wonderful book to read.

inspired in part by the song WAITING FOR YOU. and shelby hanson.

tenderly on the rocks is the name of a book

by clonazepam .5 mg May 30, 2009

Tadders

Laddered Tights

Omg Look At Her Tadders! She Looks Like Such A Tramp!!

by Sammeeeeee August 24, 2009

tiddering

means you are kidding or you wish it would happen but you have to keep it low key because you don't want to get caught doing something

hey you should come over !!! i'm tiddering

by jack pentleman February 5, 2017

Dick Tender

The same type of insult as cunt nugget only using the opposite word.

My boyfriend dumped me on my birthday!What a fucking dick tender!

by CrazzzyCayley! January 1, 2010