When Jeff reached for his cell phone, he knocked it off of the table, breaking it.
"Dude, you just tard handed your phone!"
"Dude, you just tard handed your phone!"
by aero-instability October 9, 2010
Get the tard handmug. by HoshiAkuma January 13, 2008
Get the Tard Drivemug. (n.)- cover-all term for parodies of the 'Star Wars' films, especially the more ridiculous ones. These can range from well-known productions such as 'Spaceballs' to obscure single-page comics.
by Sheeberweeber October 18, 2011
Get the Tard Warsmug. A person that has a lack of common sense.
May be expressed as " not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree"
May be expressed as " not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree"
Ex) What a "tater tard" she just passed out on the urinal !!!
Carl: O wut securities coming, your done
Ferg: No, way ill just say this is my cone baby
Carl: You tater tard that won't work
Ferg: I got over the fact my baby's got a cone head he should too!
All people in scary movies that walk toward the presence of imminent danger
Your friend you just said wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed
Carl: O wut securities coming, your done
Ferg: No, way ill just say this is my cone baby
Carl: You tater tard that won't work
Ferg: I got over the fact my baby's got a cone head he should too!
All people in scary movies that walk toward the presence of imminent danger
Your friend you just said wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed
by Cone Baby November 2, 2009
Get the Tater tardmug. A person and/or the art combing emotional distress and violence into a fighting technique. A Tard Spaz will usually fight with unrelenting rage that will involve uncoordinated punches, desperate kicking attempts, and will usually not give up until handcuffed or knocked out.
by dirty mcnasty1 November 14, 2010
Get the Tard Spazmug. One who in spite of his/her radical intelligence is prone to being; socially inept, devoid of common sense or likely to perform bonehead actions.
The state of intellec-tardation may also be acquired through excessive use drugs or alcohol. This state may fade, however the actions and reputation may live on in infamy.
The state of intellec-tardation may also be acquired through excessive use drugs or alcohol. This state may fade, however the actions and reputation may live on in infamy.
Billy was a bright kid, but had a bad habit of becoming an Intellec-tard after his 3rd beer resulting in drooling and an inability to shut up!
by hawesome1 January 14, 2014
Get the Intellec-tardmug. That guy is so far gone look how g-tarded he is acting.
You better check your friend 'cause he's acting g-tarded.
You better check your friend 'cause he's acting g-tarded.
by Sara Jensen September 22, 2006
Get the g-tardedmug.