taint wagon

The fallacious act of rapidly tonguing someone's taint. The term requires that there is a continuous sequence of individuals, in a line, rapidly tonguing each others taints.

Did you hear about the party at Samantha's Sweet 16? Heard there was a vicious taint wagon!

by totesmehgotes February 8, 2015

taint dangler

A term for a vulgar man, derived from the practice of one dangling his taint through the open fly of his pants.

1. Look at that dessicated old taint dangler, prancing about without a care in the world.

2. The White Devil is a taint dangler. He likes to make a public (and pubic) display of himself by imitating a rooster's wattle, with his taint
hanging down pendulously, pulled down through his open fly. Few know that in this behavior he was following the example of leading Renaissance Humanist Desiderius Erasmus.

by Nosefuckers Incorporated September 6, 2013

Face Taint

That area of your face between your top lip and your nose.
It taint quite your nose and taint quite yours lip.

He kicked me right in the Face Taint.

by Joel and Cherrie December 31, 2011

Tainted Auger

an unskilled gamer that likes to play a spreadsheet games about imaginary space boats in space.

Hey where has john been hiding?
that guy has been a tainted auger lately, he is always playing Astro Empires

by astrozombie420 August 5, 2011

Taint Brush

also known as a "Soul Patch." Hair grown below the lower lip and above the chin. So named for its applications in oral sex. Useful for accusing friends of homosexuality.

Nice beard guy, how does your boyfriend like the taint brush?

by DavidFourFingers March 12, 2010

taint mole

a mole located on the taint; also, a small, furry mammal that dwells in the rectum and emerges during sexual intercourse to perch on the taint and observe

"What the fuck is that thing?!" "Oh, don't worry, that's just my taint mole. He's harmless."

by cock turtle June 11, 2006

taint meat

the part between the pussy and ass

if the taint is brown dont go down!

by joe crackhead July 27, 2003