Hey where has john been hiding?
that guy has been a tainted auger lately, he is always playing Astro Empires
that guy has been a tainted auger lately, he is always playing Astro Empires
by astrozombie420 August 05, 2011
1. One who fails to follow the simpliest directions and acts in the most Taintly Way.
2. One who enjoys the warmth of this taint as he is taking a shit.
3. One who works out and had an abnormal amount of taint sweat.
2. One who enjoys the warmth of this taint as he is taking a shit.
3. One who works out and had an abnormal amount of taint sweat.
by Mikes Hunt February 16, 2009
The topical application of an alcohol beverage, namely jagermeister, to the soft tissues around the genitals and anus to achieve drunkenness (Stephen Colbert, 2010).
George enjoys jager tainting, not because it gets him drunk, but because the evaporating alcohol makes his soft parts tingle.
by Preteranimus June 02, 2010
When you cut along someones ass hole across their taint and along to their genatalia. This will create a great hole that must be dug out and cleaned. Although it is no longer a taint, it is called an Alpha Taint because of where the incisions are.
Nolan: Wow Clara, thats a nice Alpha Taint you have there.
Clara: Yea I know, you can stick your whole head up my Alpha Taint
Clara: Yea I know, you can stick your whole head up my Alpha Taint
by John Denson April 05, 2011
also known as a "Soul Patch." Hair grown below the lower lip and above the chin. So named for its applications in oral sex. Useful for accusing friends of homosexuality.
by DavidFourFingers March 13, 2010
a mole located on the taint; also, a small, furry mammal that dwells in the rectum and emerges during sexual intercourse to perch on the taint and observe
by cock turtle June 05, 2006
by joe crackhead July 27, 2003