Phrase known among the Spanish seapking communities that first appeared in the song “Antes Muerta Que Sencilla” by María Isabel which explains the meaning of the phrase more in detail. The song has also been covered by various artists throughout the years. In simpler terms the 2016 translation would be “I’d rather be dead than be caught being a basic bitch”.
"I'm goin clubbing tonight. How do I look?"
"Are you really gonna wear that to the club?"
"Yeah."
"Pshh... antes muerta que sencilla"
"Are you really gonna wear that to the club?"
"Yeah."
"Pshh... antes muerta que sencilla"
by iLikedTurtlesBeforeItWasCool June 30, 2016
The act of inserting the tip of a scoopula into one's anus to form a bridge into the orifice, then sprinkling bread crumbs along the scoopula. A box of camel crickets is then opened and coaxed to follow the bread crumb trail into the anus, leading to a chemical reaction inside the user's body that results in a wild, hallucinogenic experience.
I bought a box of camel crickets to do a little of The Ant and the Rubber Tree Plant and now I'm the sexiest man alive.
by elAWESOMOR February 17, 2015
"Dam dogg no chesse fo me!"
"Im lack-toast-in-toddler-ant and i get hella gassy my homeskilit buscuit"
"Im lack-toast-in-toddler-ant and i get hella gassy my homeskilit buscuit"
by HelpYourUncleJackOf AnElephant August 20, 2016
by isthisaproperpseudonym December 01, 2020
Expression of extreme puzzlement and disbelief at the utter idiocy and incompetence of political leaders who fail to take immediate and effective measures to protect the quality of life and wellbeing of the population.
by rperazag June 13, 2010
by FJCZ’n April 09, 2021
Guatemalan Vagina Ants (GVA)
Guatemalan Vagina Ants, or GVA as it is known in the medical community, is a rare sexually transmitted disease found in the Pacific Coast region of Guatemala. GVA causes rashes in the genital area that result in violent itching attacks. Tourists visiting Guatemala from developed nations are particularly susceptible to infection. Symptoms can usually be soothed by scratching the inside of the vagina with a hair brush and/or a lukewarm curling iron. GVA also increases the likelihood of pregnancy in women due to GVA's "ants eating food scraps" effect on latex condoms. GVA has recently been reported in the United States and many medical experts agree that a full-on Guatemalan Vagina Ants epidemic in imminent in North America due to unsafe sex practices of southern college students. Medical experts are also worried that GVA has the potential to mutate into a different, more severe strain called GAA, or Guatemalan Anal Ants. The results of further research regarding this dangerous condition are still being awaited...
Guatemalan Vagina Ants, or GVA as it is known in the medical community, is a rare sexually transmitted disease found in the Pacific Coast region of Guatemala. GVA causes rashes in the genital area that result in violent itching attacks. Tourists visiting Guatemala from developed nations are particularly susceptible to infection. Symptoms can usually be soothed by scratching the inside of the vagina with a hair brush and/or a lukewarm curling iron. GVA also increases the likelihood of pregnancy in women due to GVA's "ants eating food scraps" effect on latex condoms. GVA has recently been reported in the United States and many medical experts agree that a full-on Guatemalan Vagina Ants epidemic in imminent in North America due to unsafe sex practices of southern college students. Medical experts are also worried that GVA has the potential to mutate into a different, more severe strain called GAA, or Guatemalan Anal Ants. The results of further research regarding this dangerous condition are still being awaited...
by Wrap it Up December 13, 2009