When you kiss a girl who has in a dip and you steal it out of her mouth and put it in your lip. You swoop the dip and swap some spit.
Friend: Hey where'd you get that dip? I thought you used your can up this morning.
You: I did, I pulled a quick Swoop N' Swap on my girlfriend.
Friend: Good Call
You: I did, I pulled a quick Swoop N' Swap on my girlfriend.
Friend: Good Call
by CAGP June 22, 2010
Get the Swoop N' Swap mug.Swapping 20's is trading child and adulthood horror stories with someone new encountered in public life as a way of bonding with them and creating the first strains of friendship with them. Derived from "What's your 20", CB lingo for "your location" or "where you're at."
In "female rules", if she wants to be seen as "a nice person", and therefore easy to manipulate later on, the recipient is supposed to reciprocate with similar personal revelations. Often involves confessing scandalously damaging personal information, liberally sprinkled with Dr. Phil-style psychobabble.
Eventually backfires.
Examples:
1) New female doctor you encountered in grocery store wants to be friends with you, so she confesses to you she sleeps with all her younger male patients, then asks you for your advice when she confesses one of them may be gay and might have given her a disease. Four days after you meet her.
2) New female stranger you ran into at a rock club wants to be friends with you, so her first-ever phone call to you is about how her father molested her as a child. The night of the day you meet her.
3) Distant female acquaintance you've seen once or twice at school wants to step up the next level to friendship, so one night out of the blue you get a phone call from her, find out she got your number from someone who shouldn't have given it, and she wants to talk with you at length about her extensive liposuction surgeries and suicidal feelings. Suddenly. Over wine. RIGHT NOW.
The above are yet continuing example of why I agree with men that most women are pathologically insane.
And I'm a woman.
In "female rules", if she wants to be seen as "a nice person", and therefore easy to manipulate later on, the recipient is supposed to reciprocate with similar personal revelations. Often involves confessing scandalously damaging personal information, liberally sprinkled with Dr. Phil-style psychobabble.
Eventually backfires.
Examples:
1) New female doctor you encountered in grocery store wants to be friends with you, so she confesses to you she sleeps with all her younger male patients, then asks you for your advice when she confesses one of them may be gay and might have given her a disease. Four days after you meet her.
2) New female stranger you ran into at a rock club wants to be friends with you, so her first-ever phone call to you is about how her father molested her as a child. The night of the day you meet her.
3) Distant female acquaintance you've seen once or twice at school wants to step up the next level to friendship, so one night out of the blue you get a phone call from her, find out she got your number from someone who shouldn't have given it, and she wants to talk with you at length about her extensive liposuction surgeries and suicidal feelings. Suddenly. Over wine. RIGHT NOW.
The above are yet continuing example of why I agree with men that most women are pathologically insane.
And I'm a woman.
"Yeah, Kate and I were swapping 20's last night over sangria and the stuff she wanted to talk about got out of hand."
"Say, I hear you and Marilyn swapped 20's last night. Did she talk about her 1979 flirtation with bestiality?"
"One reason women's relationships with men go wrong is they decide they and the guy should swap 20's the day after they just met."
"Say, I hear you and Marilyn swapped 20's last night. Did she talk about her 1979 flirtation with bestiality?"
"One reason women's relationships with men go wrong is they decide they and the guy should swap 20's the day after they just met."
by Heatherofthetorah June 13, 2007
Get the swapping 20's mug.swap·por·tu·ni·ty (swapp-er-too-ni-tee, -tyoo-)
noun, plural -ties.
1. an appropriate or favorable time or occasion: The swingers party afforded a swapportunity to exchange spouses.
2. a situation or condition favorable for attaining the specific goal of trading ones spouses for sexual activity.
3. a good position, chance, or prospect, as for advancement or success in the swinging lifestyle.
Origin:
2012; Chicago advertising firm Schafer Condon Carter. --Yoplait Yogurt "Spelling Bee" tv commercial. (Portmanteau> combining swapping with opportunity)
noun, plural -ties.
1. an appropriate or favorable time or occasion: The swingers party afforded a swapportunity to exchange spouses.
2. a situation or condition favorable for attaining the specific goal of trading ones spouses for sexual activity.
3. a good position, chance, or prospect, as for advancement or success in the swinging lifestyle.
Origin:
2012; Chicago advertising firm Schafer Condon Carter. --Yoplait Yogurt "Spelling Bee" tv commercial. (Portmanteau> combining swapping with opportunity)
The swingers party afforded a swapportunity to exchange spouses.
by Just4Lovers January 12, 2012
Get the swapportunity mug.A sexual act, usually performed between 2 males. The guys link their assholes together as close as they can. The one guy then shits directly into the asshole of the other guy. It's fucking gross and these 2 guys, Jeff W. and Brian K. claim they did it. I then shot them both.
"Hey Jeff, what do you want to do tonight? Anal, Oral, Necro???" asked Brian in a voice too homo for words.
"Naw, let's have a good old fashioned "Shit Swap" replied Jeff, his beedy pig-like eyes twinkling
"A shit swap?!!!?? I'll grab the plastic sheets and the laxative!!!!" exclaimed Brian, in a fake manly voice.
"Naw, let's have a good old fashioned "Shit Swap" replied Jeff, his beedy pig-like eyes twinkling
"A shit swap?!!!?? I'll grab the plastic sheets and the laxative!!!!" exclaimed Brian, in a fake manly voice.
by ArmyDave October 1, 2006
Get the shit swap mug.Kind, sweet, silly, amazing, lovable, sensitive, strong, considerate, brilliant, adorable, the other half of my being. <3
by z.chan November 13, 2009
Get the Steaphen mug.When you are with your significant other having a serious sex session, showered, teeth brushed, you each have a fresh piece of gum, lots of kissing and breathing into eachother's mouth, gotta be fresh. The two pieces of gum quickly turn into one piece of gum because of oral sex, and various other sex acts. Extra points if it can be done without words, spitting it to an open mouth is also an extra point move, not recommended for ameteurs.
Make out heavy petting, kissing, heavy breathing.
Gum Swap (This is where the gums "mix it up") Woman goes down on hairy hairy pierced man nipples. Woman goes back up to making out. Gum Swap! Man goes down on woman. Fingers her. Woman cums. Penetrates woman, fucks her for a while until he is about to cum. Gum Swap! Woman goes down. Man grabs woman under the arms and throws her on her back.
Gum Swap!......And so it goes until they are lying beside eachother. Whoever has the gum last, bites it in half, and kisses it into the other person's mouth. AHHHH GUM SWAP!
Gum Swap (This is where the gums "mix it up") Woman goes down on hairy hairy pierced man nipples. Woman goes back up to making out. Gum Swap! Man goes down on woman. Fingers her. Woman cums. Penetrates woman, fucks her for a while until he is about to cum. Gum Swap! Woman goes down. Man grabs woman under the arms and throws her on her back.
Gum Swap!......And so it goes until they are lying beside eachother. Whoever has the gum last, bites it in half, and kisses it into the other person's mouth. AHHHH GUM SWAP!
by Lick my balls, I like that. February 28, 2008
Get the Gum Swap mug.An advanced RMA technique that involves buying a new item only to use its receipt and packaging to return an outdated, (and or), broken item for a full refund.
Poor Gamer 1: My XBOX 360 has been acting up since I flashed it. Now I can't send it in for warranty repair.
Poor Gamer 2: Don't worry we can steal your moms credit card then do the swappy swap.
Poor Gamer 1: Awwwwwwwwwwwww Yeah
Poor Gamer 2: Don't worry we can steal your moms credit card then do the swappy swap.
Poor Gamer 1: Awwwwwwwwwwwww Yeah
by ntloser December 10, 2008
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