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albedo situation

When you're sexually attracted to one very specific body part, to such an extent that that's the only thing you're looking for.
"I don't have a type"
*Looks in your porn folder*
"only thighs. such an albedo situation"
by sussywussy79 March 19, 2023
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wein-wein situation

A situation with two positive results; an expected pleasant surprise along with a secondary yet equally pleasant outcome.
So you wanna go to the barbeque?

Will they have hot dogs?

Yeah! And they'll have a whole bunch of white dudes.

Wow! Talk about a Wein-Wein Situation.
by autobrick December 25, 2009
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Gran Canaria situation

A Gran Canaria situation occurs when a story is told about an event that happened between two people but nobody else really knows what really happened or the full story besides the two people involved.
"Did you hear what happened between Joe and Candy? Nope, no one will ever know, its a Gran Canaria situation.."
by T1mb May 3, 2013
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accidental spooning situation (A.S.S.)

What happens in the depth of the night when you accidentally find yourself curled around someone.
My buddy crawled into bed with me and I woke up in an accidental spooning situation (A.S.S.).
by Jackal007 December 1, 2013
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Assess the situation

That guy is talking to bae! Aight bruh, I'm bouta assess the situation.
by Noah Rouse January 27, 2016
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The parking situation

Referring to the pursuit of finding attractive women or woman in your general location

Or
To point out an attractive woman in proximity. As used in the art of rubber necking
I'll be right back, I have to check out the parking situation.

Passenger} Hey man, swing around and checkout the parking situation.
by K-nudt September 1, 2016
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Gomer opens the gas station

A particularly lewd sex act that originated in Southern California in early 2019. This sex act was exposed by Don Berman of Channel 19 News. It is performed in a parked car behind an abandoned restaurant by a Twitter robo-whore.
It's 75 bucks for Betty to give you some of that Gomer opens the gas station. Not worth it, IMO.
by PHF77 May 12, 2019
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