stove

life

rappers claim to have took a stove

by kingz 123 January 23, 2019

Stovepipe

When one wears overalls or one piece outfit and farts, thus resulting in said person receiving a heavy dose of self flatulence

That dirty fuck Jake always wears his overalls on Taco Bell day because he likes to stovepipe himself. Some people love the smell of their own cooking

by Bobby Bushé January 23, 2020

Bonobo Stoked

When you're so excited to go out with a chick that you just know you're gonna bang that you're like a Bonobo ape: Just walking around with an erection just waiting to go crazy on her.

Alexander: I'm going out with Serena tonight.
Edward: Dude, you're so gonna nail her. How stoked are you?
Alexander: BONOBO STOKED

by simiangang January 16, 2010

urba-stoned

The state of being so stoned you are adding words to the urban dictionary.

I was so urba-stoned last night, I think I created a new language.

by she-nonymous February 14, 2012

got stoned with two birds

The animal-friendly alternative to "killing two birds with one stone." ...who does that?

Instead of just waiting around for an hour, I got stoned with two birds and finished my biology homework.

by magnoliak January 31, 2014

grocery stored

The act of politely ignoring someone in public, as if you were in a grocery store and quickly move to the next aisle..essentially ignoring them, or preventing yourself from being seen.

I saw Gina in Walmart the other day, and to avoid an awkward conversation i quickly grocery stored her and went down another aisle.

by Shorty and the basic bitch October 17, 2017

Rosetta Stoned

When your friend gets so high he/she passes out that you write hieroglyphs on their face.

Tyler got so high he passed out and we Rosetta stoned him.

Or

Mike got Rosetta stoned last night!

by Neon bananas March 21, 2019