Person with a Life: Do you have a life? >:O
Lifeless Person: Nope. :
Person with a Life: What do you do all day o_o
Lifeless Person: Maple Story :D ~FTW~
Lifeless Person: Nope. :
Person with a Life: What do you do all day o_o
Lifeless Person: Maple Story :D ~FTW~
by golly, it's October 6, 2008
Get the Maple Storymug. A person who constantly feels obligated to follow a story you tell, with a worse one, making them sound like they've been through a much more terrible ordeal.
Susan: Today I slipped on the ice and cut my head open.
Tom: Yeah well, last night I slipped on the ice, broke two ribs, cracked my head open, AND my girlfriend broke up with me.
Susan: You're a story topper. It's lame.
Tom: Yeah well, last night I slipped on the ice, broke two ribs, cracked my head open, AND my girlfriend broke up with me.
Susan: You're a story topper. It's lame.
by Failz0rz December 15, 2008
Get the story toppermug. Hailey, a teenage girl was home alone and wanted to masturbate. She unlocked her phone and typed in porn. She clicked the latest one and started watching. Her pussy started getting wet. She put her hand down her pants and started playing with herself. She felt so good she let out a loud moan. She started going faster until her body shook in pleasure. She grabbed her vibrator and switched it on she placed it on her wet pussy and she moaned loud her legs began shaking. She was feeling so good she didn’t want to stop. She kept going but her parents got home. She came everywhere and was happy with what just happened.
by hornydirtygirl February 14, 2023
Get the Sex storymug. A story that is random and actually has no point or purpose at all. generaly are said by people with the name shawn. by saying shawn stories you are guaranteeing a life alone with no friends, love ones, or sex.
shawn-i went to athletes world to buy socks... then i didnt.
normal people- wow that was such a shawn story....
normal people- wow that was such a shawn story....
by gorzitzacarter August 7, 2011
Get the Shawn Storymug. A story used to make sexual thoughts:
Example)
Lindsey had the hottests ass in the city. All the guys drooled at the sight of her. She was flawless in every way. I was lucky enough to be her neighbor so I could sneak peaks of her while she was in her backyard. While at home i got a text form Lindsey. I checked my phone and saw she asked if I wanted to come over for dinner. My dick rose and inch and grew hard immediately. I took a shit, shower, and shampoo as my dad always called it. I knocked on her door. She answered in a blatantly sexual tone. I could feel my cock hard as a rock. She was wearing only a thong and bra. I grasped her warm tities and unhooked her bra. She gave me a moan of approval. She swiftly stroked my boner and i could feel it bulging out of my shorts. She slid off my pants and began to give me a handjob. This was the greatest night of my life. I stroked her nipples and bit them. She started to give me head as I felt up her cunt with my love. She roared "EUHH" as she began to have her first of many orgasms. Lindsey screamed, "YESS, GET INSIDE ME!!!" I flipped her over on the couch and penetrated her tight pussy. We exchanged juices that night. It went on and on.....
Example)
Lindsey had the hottests ass in the city. All the guys drooled at the sight of her. She was flawless in every way. I was lucky enough to be her neighbor so I could sneak peaks of her while she was in her backyard. While at home i got a text form Lindsey. I checked my phone and saw she asked if I wanted to come over for dinner. My dick rose and inch and grew hard immediately. I took a shit, shower, and shampoo as my dad always called it. I knocked on her door. She answered in a blatantly sexual tone. I could feel my cock hard as a rock. She was wearing only a thong and bra. I grasped her warm tities and unhooked her bra. She gave me a moan of approval. She swiftly stroked my boner and i could feel it bulging out of my shorts. She slid off my pants and began to give me a handjob. This was the greatest night of my life. I stroked her nipples and bit them. She started to give me head as I felt up her cunt with my love. She roared "EUHH" as she began to have her first of many orgasms. Lindsey screamed, "YESS, GET INSIDE ME!!!" I flipped her over on the couch and penetrated her tight pussy. We exchanged juices that night. It went on and on.....
by Cuntslayer42069 February 2, 2016
Get the Sex Storymug. A Derry (Ireland) band who recently won the Kerrang! Snickers Best Unsigned Band competition. They played a small set at Download Festival and have signed to Scar Records. Their 1st single came out in June and is 'This Is Not A Bruise'
The Macara Story is, Daveit Ferris (Vox, Guitar, Piano) Sean Keddy (Vox, Bass) and Jay Dickson (Drums)
The Macara Story is, Daveit Ferris (Vox, Guitar, Piano) Sean Keddy (Vox, Bass) and Jay Dickson (Drums)
You're so grounded, I feel skyscraper high...
I shoegaze and pretend to tie my laces, to avoid all your perfect faces
This is not a bruise from falling for you
Covered in glitter but i'm, not shining
I'm drunk only because i wanted to talk to you more...
it goes on, if you like this then check them out
I shoegaze and pretend to tie my laces, to avoid all your perfect faces
This is not a bruise from falling for you
Covered in glitter but i'm, not shining
I'm drunk only because i wanted to talk to you more...
it goes on, if you like this then check them out
by Dikome August 23, 2005
Get the The Mascara Storymug. "Hey Mom!" screamed Donny. "I just became President!"
"Cool story," said his mom, not looking up from her phone.
"Cool story," said his mom, not looking up from her phone.
by Hobie Animations August 5, 2017
Get the Cool Storymug.