Stoner Bagel

A Stoner Bagel is a uniquely Canadian treat, raving from the east, possibly originating in Sudbury. It is a common meal usually ordered at a Tim Hortons, while they can still be made at home also. A Stoner Bagel (from my region) consists of an everything bagel (Toasted), herb and garlic cream cheese & bacon (extra is a possibility) This will satisfy the hunger of even the most stoned.

"Yo bud, wanna rip down to Tim's and get some munchies?"
"Oh yeah mate, thinking stoner bagels?"
"Read my mind bud"

by rareherbs April 24, 2022

television stoner

a person that will randomly laugh at anything on the tv even though it is not even remotly funny to others.

"dude what are you laughing at?"
"There was a thig on the tv...."
"What are you talking about.....dude your a television stoner"

by tilnoonecanfightus December 26, 2009

Butthole Stomper

One who regularly engages in the stomping of male anus

Travis Hiner is usually stomping buttholes over at the Dolphin Bar, he's a Butthole Stomper.

by JUMPintheFlRE January 21, 2010

Caveat Stoner

A quasi-Latin phrase meaning "Let the reader beware everything that follows was written while the writer was stoned."

Caveat Stoner: How do know, like, every instant of your life isn't, like, you know, it's own, like, individual reality that, like, goes on for eternity...etc

by knowcebo January 16, 2011

bedtime stoner

A special breed of stoner that only smokes before bedtime.

Joseph only ever wants to smoke late at night, I think he might be a bedtime stoner.

by Joogle January 30, 2015

Fake Stoner

Aka foner; someone who pretends that they smoke weed erryday

Marina is a fake stoner

by Digiornopizza May 24, 2016

sophie stober

Sophie Stober's are usually VERY TALL some are short thou! Sophie Stobers always think of others before herself! She is very athletic and very sporty! She has a kind and sweet heart! She is girl that every boy thinks of. She always is full of energy no matter what even without coffee! Her laughs are very contagious. She loves God and will spend anytime she can learning about God. Sophie Stober's are girls that are smart, kind, funny, sweet, athletic, charming, coo, full of energy, and has a heart for others and God! Sophie Stober's always like to make things right in the world. Sophie Stober's want to stop segregating!

Sophie Stober is a girl I want to hang out, she's tall, sweet, pretty, coo, and funny! Surprised she's single!!

by Bobby Joe Jr January 17, 2017