shipley school

Possibly the most overrated school on the main line. Somehow was ranked number 2 on the main line behind the haverford school. They could not compete in the inter-ac so they had to leave the conference, and join the worst conference in the state. No one knows why the school gets so much hype.... maybe because parents of children there run the papers and magazines?? Very artsy school, sucks at most sports except crew. The guys are tools, the girls are beat. I would go there but im not an artsy non athletic freak.

Whos that unathletic freak?
Oh that kid goes to shipley school, i hear he sucks mad D though?

by Jason2334 May 11, 2007

stilletto sandwich

A tactical retort or decisive action made by a confident woman or feminazi in order to win a conversational point or to affirm a fact. It can also insinuate a threat to receive a kick in the mouth by a lady wearing high-heel shoes. It is the female version of a "knuckle sandwich".

The confident businesswoman gave the chairman a stilletto sandwich when he tried to low ball her project proposal.

by Little_Tess26 May 2, 2009

clit staple

1. a compound insult often used to bring down a tool, faggot, loser, etc. (basically, any one who's a huge cocksucker)

2. some have said it sounds like a clit piercing

3. not really sure

4. the new ass hat/ass clown (this one is brand new and has not been overused yet. spread this shit so it reaches from coast to coast).

sam (jokingly): cliff, you're such a fag
clifford: what??
mike (completely serious): YOU'RE A FUCKING CLIT STAPLE
clifford: ::speechless, walks away, sulking::

1st dude: shit i heard she's goin into the city to get her clit stapled
2nd dude: stupid bitch should stop being such a slut. fucking ho ho.

random person: EAT SHIT CLIT STAPLE

by MIKE MINUS (a.k.a. mike shadows) July 9, 2006

The Shipley School

Argueably the gayest school of all time. Formerly a girls school until the mid '80s the shipley school still doesn't have a football team and an absolutely horrible lacrosse program. Although the main line times is always sucking on their D about sports, they actually suck.

Bro 1 "Yo dude we play the shipley school in lax on saturday"
Bro 2 " haha dude im totally pulling a wake and bake before we play those losers"
Bro 1 "haha yeah dude for real those shipley kids suck man hahaha"

by LitnerShipleyLaxStar May 9, 2009

Stile

a pasty faggot assed jew who lords over his little digital empire and giggles like a girl as he lets his nazimod leiutenants fuck over all of the established members.

stile is a homo faggot jew

by ex-established spf member March 23, 2005

Alie Shipley

A very Best FRAN(: someone you can talk to about anything and is just the ideal person that you are jelous of and wish you were like every waking moment of the day:)

Alie Shipley is just amazing(:

by harroit dearcord October 30, 2008

staple rot

Condition that occurs when one hoards staples and allows the "adhesive" in the staples to dry from disuse. This results in resistoring, phoning, and stapler jams.

Damn---I'm out of staples, so I have to use these old staples now. I bet all of them have staple rot!

by pentozali September 15, 2007