speilburg

n. Any large glitch, impediment or disaster that sinks a movie project, or, by extension, any other project.

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How's the search for a new house coming?

Not so good. We hit a speilburg. The bank wanted one of us to have a job. I was starting to argue about it when the burglar alarms went off and they threw us out.

A second speilburg? Wow!

Yeah. I haven't seen my wife since. I think ... I think I may have lost her.

by gnostic 1 December 30, 2012

stealing candy

Masturbate

"Is that what the kids are calling these days, stealing candy?"

by Matt (for Victoria) March 18, 2015

Sperm stealer

Women who tells a man she is on birth control or cannot have babies and then whines up pregnant.

After our first child my wife told me she couldn't get pregnant 11 years later when i was asking for a divorce she magically got pregnant. Well too bad for her I left anyway now looking to see if I can sue her for lying and being a sperm stealer.

by misstress69 February 19, 2012

All You Can Steal

Another word for "All You Can Eat"; used to describe the tendency of some people to take things out of All You Can Eat buffets (such as condiment packages, food, etc.) in order to use them later. Since you are usually not allowed to take food out of such buffets, this is usually considered stealing.

After leaving the All You Can Steal Buffet: Bob, Ed, and Jim compared their spoils...
Ed: Heh, what did you guys get?
Bob: I got four sausages and a napkin!
Ed: Ha! I got SEVEN sausages and TWO napkins!
Jim: AMATEURS! I got TWENTY sausages, THREE napkins, and TWO sets of silverware!

by Zea1ot August 7, 2010

Did you steal your license?

A sarcastic phrase when somebody on the road drives so recklessly that you assume they stole their driver's license from someone.

A car drives at 100 mph on a highway and crashes a nearby car.
Guy with wrecked car: Did you steal your license?!

by GunnyMan4 August 17, 2016

Stop The Steal

a term made by dumbass trump supporters that can't cope with the fact that their little racist got voted out
they're claiming that biden stole the election by rigging it, ofcourse this is false

Dumbass:STOP THE STEAL BIDEN IS NOT MY PRESIDENT THE SUPREME COURT WILL MAKE TRUMP WIN DHRDGRV RBRGHCHFHRBBRBRBRB

by SmartEpic2020 November 28, 2020

stealing

To steal; to deprive someone of something without permission. Must leave victim without item.

I was thinking of stealing his wallet.

by |\/|ajesty July 18, 2006