When gym bros past their prime overeat without exercising but still claim they’re “bulking.” A common cope for lack of discipline in training and dieting, leading to cognitive dissonance about their growing waistline instead of muscle.
by Adonis Broseidon February 14, 2025
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1. A state of existence or ideology where stability and conformity are upheld as absolute principles, rejecting change, chaos, or deviation from the established order. It embodies a structured reality where uniformity is enforced, and all elements function within strict, unchanging parameters.
2. A metaphysical or cosmic force that imposes stagnation and uniformity upon reality, suppressing anomalies, unpredictability, and free expression. Entities or environments influenced by Statisconformity resist evolution, spontaneity, or disorder, maintaining an eternal, unwavering structure.
Definition:
1. A state of existence or ideology where stability and conformity are upheld as absolute principles, rejecting change, chaos, or deviation from the established order. It embodies a structured reality where uniformity is enforced, and all elements function within strict, unchanging parameters.
2. A metaphysical or cosmic force that imposes stagnation and uniformity upon reality, suppressing anomalies, unpredictability, and free expression. Entities or environments influenced by Statisconformity resist evolution, spontaneity, or disorder, maintaining an eternal, unwavering structure.
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Mathew was statisticalised when he …
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by Just another statistic April 26, 2025
Get the Statisticalised mug.The brightest star you'll see! She's fratured in the Flavor Foley music video "Static", where Hatsune Miku's voicebank is used. She has bright pigtails in the shape of music notes, a blue outfit sprinkled with tv colors, and irresistible adorable rosy cheeks!
I need her
MOVING ON, her music video has reached over 25 million views on YouTube alone, and yet there still is no official plush/merch release. Why.
Many fans compare her to Deltarune's "Mr. Ant Tenna", because of their love for TV and their severe abandonment issues. She just wants to be wanted. Is that so wrong?
I need her
MOVING ON, her music video has reached over 25 million views on YouTube alone, and yet there still is no official plush/merch release. Why.
Many fans compare her to Deltarune's "Mr. Ant Tenna", because of their love for TV and their severe abandonment issues. She just wants to be wanted. Is that so wrong?
by starry_horned_freak February 14, 2026
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"Those charts look convincing... until you realize they left out half the info. Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them."
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Get the Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them. mug.Publishing fabricated statistics to make those in charge look good—after firing the people responsible for reporting the real numbers.
The President was caught with his pants down, Statistebating the jobs numbers in the 2nd quarter because he was embarrassed by his failure to
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