The act of being injured in the pursuit of sexual gratification, often requiring medical attention or the impromptu use of a Stanley tool.
Me: did you hear about Emma?
Kat: what happened?
Me: She was trying to take some nudes in the bathroom and in trying to get a good angle, she slipped and cracked her head open and had to get stapled.
Kat: wow! Proper Stanleyed! Hope she’s okay!
Kat: what happened?
Me: She was trying to take some nudes in the bathroom and in trying to get a good angle, she slipped and cracked her head open and had to get stapled.
Kat: wow! Proper Stanleyed! Hope she’s okay!
by crimsoncape January 14, 2024
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by Pialinist January 25, 2024
Get the Stanley Cup mug.Some damn brit that narrates a guy named Stanley who's employee 427 and probably drinks tea and says end is never the end or something
by captain ! January 25, 2024
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Get the Stanley mug.those girls on tiktok who have like 30 stanley cups or more (which is over $1,000 in cups because they are not cheap) when they need like 2 max and they buy little accessories for it to make it look cute (when it doesn't need to look cute) and they make it their entire personality but in reality they just spend a shit load of money on a cup that will be irrelevant in 2 months, like how hydroflasks were.
Random Girl On TikTok: look at me! I have 30 stanleys, one for each outfit <3 i'm such a stanley girl <3
Everyone Else: you do not need that many reusable water bottles smh
Everyone Else: you do not need that many reusable water bottles smh
by sam_1706 January 28, 2024
Get the stanley girl mug.Refers to well attended affluent middle-age suburban swinger party often thrown in McMansions residing in gated communities when at it's conclusion will require a rented upholstery cleaner for the purpose of removing stains on a costly set of ostentatious sex furniture.
"Haha, I heard your parents went to that Swinghaven Stanley Steemer on Saturday."
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"Jerry I have you on the schedule for 9:00 am Monday morning! We got us a Swinghaven Stanley Steemer over on Songbird Lane. Don't be late and don't forget to pack extra sanitizer!"
by da Fonze December 3, 2023
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