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Shaking my dick

Shaking my dick
The ghetto equivalent to SMH (Shaking my head)
Usually said after someone does something embarrassing or rather awkward

*can be done practically: after the event occurs instead of shaking your head pull your pants down and shake your dick like a beyblade
*is gender based
Shaking my dick: Literally the manly equivalent of Shaking my head
Boi 1: *says something awkward to his crush in front of others

Boi 2: Bruh SMD *pulls pant down and shakes his dick rapidly
by BruhmiumMomentos October 4, 2019
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Palm Shaking

The act of shaking your bed with your palm making it seem like there is an earthquake.
Tabitha thought there was an earthquake, but then realized Molly was just palm shaking.
by 8218 March 12, 2009
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Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole

Masturbation.

As coined by the upcoming youtube movie "The Dark Show".
Carl: What are you doing tonight.
Phil: I thought I'd help Batman Take Robin for a slide down the meat pole.
Carl: So what you're telling me is that Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole.
Phil: Yes.
Carl: TMI.
Phil: I fucking *hate* people who say "TMI.
by theDarkShow October 23, 2010
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Preemptive Counter-Stalking

The act of stalking a potential stalker, in order to learn everything about them, and using this information to make yourself undesirable to them, thus evading the stalker.
I think this girl that just added me on facebook is going to stalk me. I'm going to stalk her profile, so I can lie about anything we might have in common

Yeah, Preemptive counter-stalking is the way to go.
by jimmeh777 April 19, 2011
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Fuck Yeah Seaking!

The best meme evar, created by /b/tards.
Seaking is a water Pokémon, also, the best Pokémon.
Mootle: ''so i herd u liek mudkipz?''
/b/tard: ''ya i liek dem its teh only awesome pokémon!''
Awesome /b/tard: ''FUCK YEAH SEAKING!'''
/b/: ''FUCK YEAH SEAKING! SEAKING ROCKS!''
by Lolwut!? January 11, 2008
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stalking men

what Filip does on the downlow
filip shopping cart stalking men nothing a hot bath wouldn’t cure
by user746_69 November 22, 2022
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Staring Hard

When someone isn't just staring, but they are staring with an intense passion.
Staring hard can also be mean muggin
Shelby-Bruh, why are you staring hard at her?
Omar-I'm sorry she's just so pretty!
by Shelbymelby96 July 20, 2011
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