Squamp Gwamp

When you consume so much alcohol that you cant get your dick up

Cure: Text "Jordan" to Finish

Dan: "Hey Kyle, did you fuck her last night?"
Kyle: *sighs* "nahhh, I had squamp gwamp"

by coolblackkid July 17, 2010

Squealery

The high pitched, piercing noises that occur when teenage girls in groups get excited about something.

"As security escorted Justin Bieber out of the stadium, they were deafened by the squealery of his fans.

by jonrite November 2, 2010

Squamous

Scientific term. Often Linked to something such as a pink splotch. In other cases it could mean, a babe and or dude, and or any reproductive organs of the two sexes.

"He met this uber hot chick followed by some major squamous all night long."
"theres too much sausage at this party, we need to find some squamous."
Aw dude, I was changing in the locker room and his squamous popped out

by Dank-roo November 21, 2010

Squeakin' It

Befriending your friend's girlfriend with the intention of gettin' up in it.

Yo, isn't that Mike with Dre's ex-girlfriend?!

- Yeah he was totally squeakin' it though...

Damn, they used to be roommates too..

by R.Meinen December 3, 2011

Squampkin

A socially acceptable term for "little people" or "midgets".

Since the vertically challenged community can not collectively decide what the politically correct term for "dwarf" is, this term was assigned with the logic that no negative connotation could be associated with it, since it was derived from thin air.

"Dude, the forehead veins on that squampkin's bulbous head are freaking me out."

or

"Peter Dinklage is a squampkin and he won a golden globe!"

by AbeFroman86 March 9, 2012

Squeakocity

The level of audio for determining how squeaky an object is.

Person 1 - "I have a chair that's very high in squeakocity."

Person 2 - "Oh, that must be very annoying. My bed has a pretty low squeakocity level and even that gets on my nerves."

by rickput7 August 11, 2012

Squamousy

Squamousy the color you turn when you've spent too much time in the tanning bed.

Person 1"Omg look at her! She looks like leather. What color is that anyway? Person 2 "squamousy"

by Kt bear May 24, 2014