Scuttle

An underwhelming and ultimately shameful sexual encounter

Can you believe Tommy had a scuttle in the disabled bogs with the new trainee from accounts, and him a marrried man

by Dodger 77 April 21, 2021

Scuttle

To run on all fours up a flight of stairs. Usually when someone is intoxicated with beans.

"Dang did you seem him scuttle down the hall?"

by BarneysBae9-dino-idno July 5, 2021

Scuttlebug Musical

Scuttlebug Musical is one of the known members in SHU, He is a dilf (to Göblin and Hisstocrat)

(User) Do you know Scuttlebug Musical?
(User2) You mean that guy that is obsessed with GBG Bob?

by DooDooFardLol July 21, 2021

shuttle diplomacy

What da two shysters in da "Emperor's New Clothes" story had to dispense a lot of in order to alleviate observers' suspicion as to why there was no thread on the weaving-apparatus on their looms.

All of da observing folks in da famous "invisible clothing" tale were absurdly trusting and easily-fooled (well, all except da "innocent little boy", of course), so da two swindlers had a very easy time of succeeding with their "shuttle diplomacy", at least until the parade was underway (by which time they themselves had likely slipped away with their ill-gotten riches and had long-since disappeared). In real life, however, representatives of various countries, governments, and ethnic/religious groups often have a much harder time coaxing trust and cooperation from da leaders and officials of da various territories dat dey hafta visit and work in.

by QuacksO July 22, 2021

spittlepot

A wine definition which describes a wine which is not good enough to drink, it is best destined for the spittoon at a wine tasting.

This wine is so spittlepot that I cannot drink it

by wine authority November 3, 2021

sputterbutted

When you have to take a dump really bad and barely make it to the toilet in time and let loose all at once and it's wet and splashes all over the sides of the toilet bowl with a loud noise and sticks to the sides and takes several flushes to make it dissappear.

I'll wait until I get home and use my own bathroom. Someone sputterbutted all over the place in this one.

by Styx Madf June 9, 2022

sputter

When attempting to ejaculate but nothing comes out.

Guy 1: Dude, I haven't come in days, my dick's just been sputtering

Guy 2: Ay, no worries, let me help

by levi_eat_world November 7, 2022