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Ease Springs

To void the bowels, expel a turd or the like. To defecate. Of military origin, the phrase refers to the process of taking the strain off the spring system in one's rifle. The similarity is drawn to the subsequent release of energy and altogether more relaxed feeling afterwards.
"2 Section. Your patrol was due to start 2 minutes ago. Why are you still here?" - "Jimmy had to away and ease springs. We'll be off shortly, sir"
by lpcvrk2 April 29, 2010
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Yellow springs

A small town in which any liberal hippy is accepted with loving and open arms. Shoes are not only not necessary but are also a frowned upon accessory for residents (even school teachers find it unnecessary to wear shoes on occasion). Police forces do a great job however residents are confused why the officers pull them over for doing illegal things.

Yellow Springs is a place that will destroy any conservative who steps foot in the town. Fox News is basically banned from the town because of its supposedly biased news reporting.
Basically Yellow Springs is the place to go if you find yourself in a position where you're craving smelling like marijuana while you walk around with dirty scratched up feet judging any individual that you walk by.
"Hey man! You know any good places I can try and sell these cool Jordan's?"

"I dont know man, but I can tell you Yellow Springs isn't the place..."
by Yser July 28, 2015
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Blue Springs South High School

A school that is mainly known for its football team that is pretty decent. Most of the kids who go to school there are unfortunately considered stuck-up from other students in the area. But the Jaguars don't care!

This is also THE high school in Blue Springs, Missouri. Blue Springs High School just wishes it could be us.
If I could go to any high school in Missouri, it would definitely be Blue Springs South High School.
by goody-two-shoes March 14, 2010
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sprinkles

when you take a dump on, piss on, spit on, cum on, and cry on someone during sex, preferably at the same time.
I didn't know if Jill was crying at what she had done, or because she was just finishing the final phase of sprinkles.
by MakeCupCake June 24, 2010
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Platinum Springroll

The act of a springroll...

- "When having sexual relations with a 'plump' lady - you essentially get your rocks off by fucking her in between her fat 'rolls'. Quite a pleasant sensation." -

... but performed on a 'platinum' blonde plump girl. Which is widely considered the best way to go when opting for the springroll route.
- Bro you won't believe who I springrolled the other night!

Who?

- Mary-Anne!

No way! So it was a Platinum Springroll then man!

- Damn straight!
by Twallas McGee November 8, 2009
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vagina sprinkles

its vagina hair so if you say it its not meant to be serious so i recommend not saying it around family members....
i havent shaved my vagina sprinkles in soooo longggg
by sela6254 March 18, 2018
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Palm Springs middle

The trashiest school ever the security guards are the most annoying bitches ever 😂and all kids do is act tough but rlly they pussy and back out of fights ( you know who you are ) they think they cool if they skip u funny
palm springs middle looks like a good school

Nah man it’s trash
by I’m a bitch hoe February 12, 2019
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