Spectronemesis

Something/someone that hates colors

Did you know that Geoff is a spectronemesis?

by Patty Plutonium November 1, 2025

fry selection

the moment when your eating frys from an average restuarant like mcdonalds or burger king and start getting near the bottom where the ones left are to crispy, or cold, so you choose the best ones to eat and throw the rest out

Guy 1- hey man hurry up and eat, we gotta go

Guy 2- man shut up and hold on, im doin a fry selection

by Smokey Legend January 9, 2008

Dick-straction

A random fling with a man to distract you away from having sex with another man you're really into.

Kitten: "I just started dating this guy and I'm really attracted to him."

Nina: "Have you slept with him yet?"

Kitten: "No, I don't want to rush that but I'm so damn attracted to him. It's going to be tough."

Nina: "Not necessarily, you need a "Dick-straction" to hold you over."

Kitten: "Where's my black book!?"

by NinaPetite May 8, 2009

T-Section

When you split a girl open from her vag to her asshole, thus splitting open the taint.

Bobby: You've heard about Daryl's huge cock, right?
Billy: Yeah, why?
Bobby: Apparently he gave a girl a T-Section. She had to get 14 staples to rebuild her taint.

by Taintblaster November 14, 2009

Trans-Sectional

a person who changes instruments.

Lisa is a Trans-Sectional. She was no good at clarinet, so she changed to Saxophone

by bandgeek4evah February 26, 2010

PC-Section Scar

A line on the skin similar to a C-Section scar but is above the abs and below the chest. Caused by spending too much time on the computer while slouching.

Dude #1 "Dude, I'm talking to this hot girl online and she sent me some pictures, check it out."

Dude #2 "Dude, it's obvious you met her online, she's got a PC-Section scar."

by Chuck R0ast March 5, 2011

Jack-spression

To jack (steal) someone elses expression(s). The person who always Jack-spressions is usually too lame to come up with their own expression.

Emily told Leah and Moe that she was crushing on Conan O'brien. Leah squinched her nose and formed and O with her lips. Moe Jack-spression(ed) and repeated the same reaction.

by One of the SMB's June 15, 2011