Splintercellulitis

An acute infection of the skin, usually caused by gripping the controller too much, due to the classic game, Splinter Cell by Tom Clancy.

Dude 1: "Ever heard of Splinter Cell?"
Dude 2: "Dude, I play it so much, I have Splintercellulitis on my hands!"

by Matazaron November 11, 2007

spontaneous wizardstorm

A storm that forms right on top of the place where you are without any warning.

It is a very pretty day. I think I shall go to the par- oh fuck. A spontaneous wizardstorm.

by argentangel June 29, 2009

Spontaneous Sport

A person who is dressed to go to the gym, play a sport or participate in some other form of physical activity at all times of the day.

That chick would probably be really hot if she wasnt always dressed for spontaneous sport in those sweatpants and running shoes.

by JoeyGrebs November 29, 2011

spintellectual

From the Far Left to the Far Right, political pundits who use their knowledge, mental and rhetorical abilities not to seek truth or debate ideas, but bend facts, figures and logic to conform to a prescriptive political agenda.

I watch these folks on cable news who are trying to sound smart, but it's so clear they're just spintellectuals.

by Andy Establishment June 16, 2012

sointu

A name of a very kawaii person. Name uselly comes from the northen parts

"My name is Sointu"

by Hansen_swag October 29, 2015

Soint

Sexy and point mixed together,

Girl that outfit is on Soint

by Floint August 21, 2016

Splinter

When tobacco scavenged from an ash tray is re-rolled using a gum wrapper as the paper. Typically used by minors or people without access to cigarettes or tobacco

"Yeah man, my 18 year old brother is out of town so I have to go filter fishing and roll splinters"

by MattyJewBoi May 28, 2017