When having sex poolside. The man ejaculates on the womans face after which he stand and delivers a hellacious one footed kick to the woman chest sending her flying into the pool. While screaming "This is SPARTA!".
Me and the old lady were banging out by the pool after I blew in her hair I spartan kicked her into the water to rinse off.
by this_guy703 September 26, 2010
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Bob: Why did you miss lectures today?
Tim: I Did a Spartan last night
Bob: So your the cunt who drank my crate of beer!!
Tim: Thats no way to talk to a Spartan!
Bob: Sorry Tim
Tim: I Did a Spartan last night
Bob: So your the cunt who drank my crate of beer!!
Tim: Thats no way to talk to a Spartan!
Bob: Sorry Tim
by fandango8 March 5, 2008
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by Trish C January 10, 2009
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One man says, "Yo, that man has so much sparableparsley he could trim dat and have a black man's afro."
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by LRTacular April 13, 2009
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by David0127 May 1, 2009
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a mental condition characterized by delusions that any type of human interaction that doesn't involve a transaction or monetary exchange is ,or will lead to, communism and or socialism.
a mental condition characterized by delusions that any type of human interaction that doesn't involve a transaction or monetary exchange is ,or will lead to, communism and or socialism.
Sean has severe shareanoia , he gave me $10 just for playing Xbox with him, and $5 for using my bathroom.
by butterscotchstallion December 18, 2009
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"Oh shit, that's a spartan staring contest, we should leave."
"Why?"
"Because you don't want to find out what happens when one of them loses..."
"Oh shit, that's a spartan staring contest, we should leave."
"Why?"
"Because you don't want to find out what happens when one of them loses..."
by SpartansNeverDie December 26, 2013
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