crotch snorkle

Of, or pertaining to the penis.

"That's one helluva crotch snorkle."

by Frances April 23, 2005

snorkeling

Often seen on websites of ferret owners and on ferret newsgroups.

Unique way in which some pet ferrets react to water.
It consist of dipping the head underwater, moving it from side to side rapidly then lifting it out and snorting the excess water from the nose.
Reminicent to human snorkel divers on surfacing snorkeling is a very cute endearing behaviour.

You need to change Fuzzybutts water, he has been snorkeling in it again.

by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004

snorkle

a light-hearted chuckle that finishes with an unexpected yet delightful little snort.

He saw the picture for 'kankles' and snorkled a little "heh heh heh -- snort."

by Mykey3000 May 29, 2007

snookered

caught in traffic so you can't move around the slow car in front of you...that is more than likely driven by a woman

Dude, I'm so snookered right now

by pendy4432 July 30, 2008

snorkel fucking

to fuck one underwater while snorkeling

to shove the breathing pipe of a snorkel into a girls cunt

i totally snorkel fucked cj at that party last night.

I love snorkel fucking

by Vassmoney aka ryvass aka manho December 18, 2008

Muddy Snorkel

A female version of the infamous Blumpkin. While a girl is sitting on the toilet taking a poop, a guy is going down on her.

My girlfriend had to take a shit last night, so I decided to give her a muddy snorkel.

by JJthejessplane July 9, 2011

snorkeling

to completely inserting ones head into anothers rectal cavity breathing with straws stuck up the nose

Travis likes to snorkel with Justin every Tuesday and Thursday and as a result there assholes are very loose.

by Anonymous January 15, 2003