Snail Trail

The trail left behind after a member of society with the X and Y chromosomes drags his balls across any surface promptly leaving a trail of grease
The grease could be as gross as ball sweat or as harmless as water

Jill: Erika did you hear about what happened to Mary!

Erika: Yeah, I did while she was passed out the guys got together and left a massive Snail Trail across her face

Jill: Ugh, the guys are so immature this is why i have a dildo.

by Hanry&Vlad January 7, 2012

Snail time

When time seems to slow down to such a degree that days become weeks, and weeks become months. Often experienced when missing someone.

Since I met you, my watch has been on snail time!

by NevH November 13, 2007

Snail Trail

A trail of vaginal liquids from women dragging her rear on the floor while being aroused.

The young lady left a snail trail across the living room.

by Catchin' Deer May 8, 2017

Little snail

Term of endearment for someone especially cute; usually spoken in exaggeratedly high-pitched sleepy voice.

"You can be a little snail!"

by darth///vader March 8, 2009

African Snail

the sexual act partaking when an older male or female removes his/her dentures to perform oral sex on his/her sexual partner

After the repair man fixed her television, the elderly lady did not have any money so she performed an African Snail on him to repay him.

by KLC2010 December 21, 2010

Mystery Snail

a good for nothin,non algea eating cool lookin snail that multiplies.

I have a mystery snail for a pet...but since it's lazy...I had to clean the spongebob all by myself.

by skippyjones November 20, 2011

Salting the Snail

When a female gets turned-off sexually

*Conversation between guy and girl is getting heated*

Guy: brb gotta take a shit
Girl: DUDE! You're totally salting the snail

by WizardofAUS December 10, 2015