poop smoothie

a shot consisting half of jager and half of kahula.

Hey bartender give me a poop smoothie!

by Travis Johnson June 5, 2005

Smoat

verb, To "dis" someone, To burn with words really badly

I smoated that bitch

by Moe December 8, 2004

smoothie

A non-dirty sounding way to refer to oral sex, regarding both males and females, also known as cunnilingus or fellatio.

"I didn't get laid, but she sure gave me one hell of a smoothie"

"He has no clue how to give a decent smoothie."

"Sure, I got some light smooth, but it was not to completion."

by The Situation April 22, 2009

Lithuanian Smoothie

An excessive amount of thick white cum. Usually of the human kind.

I gave my teacher a Lithuanian smoothie for the end of year special.

by that dude09lol May 25, 2019

smooth jerk

a nice jerk on the low

i had a nice smooth jerk last night and busted on your pillow

by samkon gado September 29, 2007

Nut Smoothie

You first jizz in someones mouth then tea bag them and have them swirl around your testicles with their tongue while the jizz is still in their mouth.

I give such good Nut Smoothies that my friends are always coming up to me like 'Bro, I love yo Nut Smoothies they taste so good. Let me get one right now'.

by Jack & Alex November 6, 2010

smooth move x-lax

What you say to someone when they make an obvious, idiotic, or clumsy mistake.

George: "Hi Jill, I know we've only been dating for 6 weeks, but I feel it's time to take our relationship to the next level. Will you marry me?"

Jill: "Um... I don't think we should see each other anymore."

George's Friend Ronald: "Smooth Move X-lax"

by rus! January 13, 2009