sofa sloth

The laziness resembles a couch potato

My son needs to get a job...what a sofa sloth

by Junebuggie February 27, 2011

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slothed

When someone stops in front of you so you can't get by and they do something really slow (like take a drink of something, or pull their phone out of their pocket to text).

"I was trying to get to a table with my lunch plate, and that guy slothed me."

by unicornmob February 12, 2017

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A sexual act performed between two homosexuals, in which one man is lying on his back on the ground and moaning, concurrent to a hairy man performing oral sex on him while laying on his stomach in a hammock, slightly above the other man.

I always wondered why my husband had such a strange sun tan, until I caught him performing a Costa Rican sloth whistle

by The herpes transporter January 18, 2018

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Sloth Girlfriend

A Sloth Girlfriend is a Woman who is often times unemployed and generally remains Hobo-sexual, They're often girls on Anti-depressive Medications with hair color that changes every 2 months. Sloth Girlfriends usually have Tig-ol-Bitties they make wonderful Partners for cuddling and Sex however they contribute nothing to society, they have no Motivation/Desire to contribute to Society nor better improve themselves in any way, they would prefer to lay around all day and snack on your Food, only willing to move when they want to fuck. The Sloth Girlfriend spends 98% of the Relationship avoiding responsibility and mostly just clings to you like a tree branch until you inevitably snap and she goes plummeting down to the Void Below.

She's got great tits and she's loving but You: God she has not Ambition, she doesn't do shit but snack and fuck!

Tim: "Bruh you got a Sloth Girlfriend.."

by ThatTwistedPigGuy February 25, 2025

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