Action Slacks

Pants made of a thin enough material to allow significant feeling or penetration during a lapdance.

Source: Bill Burr's Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast

I managed to push the head inside the stripper thanks to my nice thin action slacks, but now I got herpes.

by The Bunny Suit Killer December 25, 2016

Cat socks

cat socks are very important cause the cover Suzie's crusty wusty backfoot

Cat socks are peng

by Suzie Sheep February 2, 2019

slocker

A man who likes to go to public toilets without locking the door.

I were suprised by the slocker when I opened the door

by Dan Hejnes March 8, 2005

rocks in tube socks

heavy, droopy breasts. see "beagle ears"

Your mom used to have a nice rack, but now she's got a rocks in tube socks thing going on there.

by mintypickle May 13, 2005

concert socks

Socks worn as the only garmet during a concert and can only be worn by men obviously. Credit for the concept of concert socks is given to the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

We wanted to go streaking but we didn't want to get totally busted so we wore concert socks.

by Sid Barrett October 22, 2007

socks

proper noun: Former president Clinton's Cat.

Screw that dog Buddy, Ya'll know Socks is the shnizz

by Jakeisgiaco September 24, 2003

cheater slicks

crusty drawers, soiled grundies

those brown stripes that soil your white undies

fter drinking too much prune juice, I get cheater slicks on my calvin kleins

by dirtybird69 October 24, 2011