Skeet in your grill

to bust a nut in someones mouth

if someone says "i'll bust a cap in yo ass" you say "what nigga? i skeet in yo grill!"

by suicide kitty July 4, 2005

Ski Skeet

The ski skeet is a very risky, but extremely beautiful sex position. It starts with the man inserting his dick into the woman's back side, but as he pumps it in and out he does it in a skiing like movement. To enhance the feeling googles, and ski poles may be used. This act is finished with the man exclaiming, "Bejabbers."

Jill: It really feels like you're skiing in my anus.
John: That's because i'm ski skeeting.
Jill: Wow!
John: Bejabbers, BITCH!
Joe: It's whats for dinner!
Dave Chappelle: BYAAAAAAAAAAH!

by M4x1mus May 31, 2007

Scutta-Nutta Buttahead Skeet Hoe

Scutta-Nutta Buttahead Skeet Hoe - (n.) pronunciation {Sk-ud-duh Nud-duh Bud-duh Hed Sk-ee-t Ho} 1. An over zealous male or female who partakes in an abnormally high amount of social carouseling of the genitailia. Or Scutta for short! 2. Skeet Hoes – a Scutta who takes their job even further by participating in excessive promiscuous activities. ie- fellatio, cunnulingus, or a surplus of slurping.

The biggest attrocity that Scutta-Nutta Buttahead Skeet Hoe can make would be to let an Athlete give her a chilli dog!

Man i wish this Scutta would Hop Off of my nutz.

I let this Skeet Hoe dome me up last night; matter of fact she domed up the entire track team!

Take The Scutta Exam:
This exam was created for anyone who is uncertain of their Status: Are U a Scutta? Could you even possibly be a Skeet Hoe? If you aren’t sure…we suggest that you probably are one of the two. No offense but the truth hurts people! And we only have two words for that…TOUGH BREAK!

If you answer YES to ANY of the following questions then I'm sorry to say...but you ARE a victim of SNBH Itis! And you should seek help immediately.

First Part: Are u a SCUTTA?

-Do you consciously or unconsciously tend to befriend a major portion of the people you chill with because of their celebrity status (Athletes, Greeks, Heads of Clubs and Organizations, etc)?

-Do you know the class, lunch, and travel schedules of certain popular people? Do you purposely fix your schedule in order to interact with them? (I sure hope not lol)

-Do you CONSTANTLY nag people in High ranking positions in order to attain involvement with that particular association? (ie –Randomly performing in public, just because a member of a performance group is in the vicinity - Becoming cool with someone, just so you can stay within their radar.)

- Do you sacrifice important matters or previously scheduled events in order to attend a social gathering that you know a particular male or female will be at?

-Do you frequently add Facebook friends that you don’t know or have never met?

-Are you wack in general? I mean as a person…seriously. U know if your wack. Not a lame because everybody can’t be popular; but if the majority of this campus doesn’t like you as a person, then maybe, just maybe… You’re a SCUTTA!

-Are you currently Dating more than one person at a time? You are not a pimp…lol

Part 2: Are U a Skeet Hoe?

This one question hits all aspects!

-Have you participated in any sexual activity on more than 2 occasions, each time with a different person or persons, within a single semester/session? (Fellatio, fondling, intercourse, or carpet munching)

SO…now that you know your status either, continue to go about your business or seek help if you need it. If you disagree with any of our ideas, perceptions or theories…Tough Break!

by Scutologist July 2, 2006

hide and skeet

a version of the children's game "hide and seek" in which one person is designated as "it." this person must count to 10 while everyone else finds a place in which they can masturbate. the person who is it must then attempt to find the other players before they blow their load. the first person to be found who has not finished is then it. after several rounds, it becomes much easier for whoever is it to find players before they finish.

Bro, i was playin hide and skeet last night with my bros, bro.

Really bro? How'd it go bro?

It was awesome bro. I was never it and was beatin my dick like an iraqi soldier. Do you have any lotion bro?

by douchbag69 March 17, 2009

skeet tribe

an ancient indian tribe that went around and skeeted on people and there homes

Tribe Leader: tomorrow we will be going south to capture the enemies and skeet all over there huts, faces, and probly there ear holes

Young Follower: long live the skeet tribe

by your step-father June 11, 2006

skeet catcher

slang for a womans genitalia

her skeet catcher was wetter then a slip n slide

by Stevo Paff July 26, 2006

skeetloaf

a person that gets exited about everything that surrounds him. Once this person is exposed to alcohol, it turns into a shitloaf, who is not a player and he just likes to fuck alot

guy 1: did you see that girl that left crying?
guy 2: i think she got with shitloaf

girl 1: so what did you and shitloaf did last night?
girl 2: he taught me calculus

DJ Skeetloaf

by shitloaf April 12, 2010