by Isadaoverworkedbean March 11, 2020
When you start the shower in the morning to get it warm, but before you can get in, your significant other jumps in front of you.
by diabolikal30 February 08, 2010
You were in the bathroom for an hour, you're smiling and your hair is dry. Did you just take a cowgirl shower?
by malakaifitzjones March 14, 2016
A shower taken in expectation of having sex. The cleaning performed is more targeted on your junk than a regular shower.
by stevejay October 27, 2010
When you rip a massive shit and instead of wiping away the remaining dookie from your bumhole like a civilized adult, you hop in the shower and send those little turdlets down the drain.
by Mizzlebone September 03, 2021
Damn it! Stephanie is coming over in 5 minutes and I haven't bathed in a week! Thank goodness for the ol' shower on a stick!
by cripes February 11, 2009
An event put on by gay men (or women), much like a baby shower, to celebrate the conception and eventual birth of a child. At the center of the event is typically a fruit fly or same-sex couple. Activities at such an event include traditional baby shower games and decor typically includes brightly colored favors. Drinking heavily is not frowned upon at such an event.
The gayby shower last week was the first shower I've ever been to where the bears were covered in pink glitter but weren't stuffed.
by N8Mags February 20, 2013