short Island

Ghetto mixed drink, contains many but not all ingredients of a long island ice tea.

Q. Can you make me a long island?
A. No I can make you a short island.

by aleue June 19, 2010

short and cutie

A girl who is so hot its ridiculous, and so short shes adorable. her smile is amazing, and her browneyes are wicked hawt. she is insanely nice, and when she walks by ur heart stops beating for a second, and when she smiles u r ready to die from how awesome she is.

1:dude, did u see the new girl today?
2:yeah man, she was smokin
1: i know right?
2: she might go for you, after all she is a short and cutie
1:yeah?
2"yeah, just make sure ur nicd when u ask her

by lslslss November 26, 2011

yt shorts

Short for youtube shorts
The parasite that is slowly sucking your soul and getting you addicted to constant scrolling. (Yt shorts is a option on YouTube to post a dangerously addicting video that's under 60 seconds long)

Friend 1: what have you been doing recently?
Friend 2: I've just been on yt shorts
Friend 1: Michael its been 10 days get a life

by A coool persone March 19, 2023

take it in the shorts

taking it in the ass, financially.

His broker made a fuckton of shady investments, now he's going to take it in the shorts.

by andyfrank December 7, 2015

short-dick

To intimidate. To frighten. To scare someone so badly, their dick retreats into itself.

"There isn't one jack off in this entire bar that can short-dick me. Wanna try? Let's go outside, motherfucker!"

by D. Gould October 18, 2008

booty shorts

Shorts that are worn by ho`s that barely covers up they asses.

"Girl, I dunno why you gotta wear `em booty shorts. You look naked wit `em on anyway."

by Anonymous November 1, 2003

vagina shorts

Shorts so short they go above your vagina.

Dude did see you Chandler's vagina shorts?! and she's fat!

by Eric1034 October 17, 2008