Short Shaft 

A small dick that is so short it is unable to please any woman it meets.

My friend Kevin lost his girlfiend because she was sick and tired of being short shafted. His Short Shaft just wasn't able to bring her an orgasm no matter how often he went balls deep.

Short Shaft by Hillbilly Billy May 8, 2008

short one 

To drink an alcholic beverage.

"It is normal for an English gentleman, at this hour, to partake in a short one"

short one by Hosser March 5, 2007

Short Term Band Obsession 

when a person likes one band and listens to all their songs for 2 weeks or so. after that they get bored of the band and find another one.

a few weeks after this, they hear the old band again either through TV, youtube or the radio and the person listens to the band again but not with the same intensity as before.

person 1: so where's bob?

person 2: he's off having a short term band obsession. he'll get tired of them after a few weeks.

Short Term Band Obsession by Cake is not a lie April 20, 2010

Short people day 

October 19 is the day you get to pick on people who are smaller than you. Even if they are older than you or younger than you. DO WHAT EVER IT TAKES!

Tall person 1: Hey where is (short persons name)?
Tall person 2: I don't know....I saw her/him run to his/her room this morning....
Tall person 1: You know that today is October 19 right?
Tall person 2: yeah?
Tall person 1: Today is Short people day
Tall person 2: ..... I'll get the duck tape.
Tall person 1: ..... I'll go ahead and break the door.....

Short people day by I_AM_ GROOT44-49 November 1, 2019

Short Bus 

Most often used when describing someone as a retard. "Special" folk ride the short bus, you see.

Jonny rides the short bus.

Wow... Did you come to school on the short bus today...?

Short Bus by Socks, Bloody January 19, 2006

short-changing 

say you buy something and the clerk gives you change back but not enough you've been short-changed.. cheated in otherwords
watch for it on the east coast.

well I could give you the gist in a couple sentances but I'd be short-changing you on the storytelling

short-changing by rteng August 10, 2007

short-handed 

1) without any seemingly particular effort
2) in unfavorable circumstances
3) in a game of when your team is not on the power play
4) hand-over-fist in British English slang

Person a: can Sidney Crosby score short-handed, even after his injury of Jan 2011-Feb 2012?

Person b: we'll have to wait and see.

short-handed by Uncle Dimma November 16, 2014