by Your Mom July 22, 2003
Get the shitapulous mug.1. A shitpicket is where you stick your finger up a female's anus, grab some shit residue, and slide it out. You then insert your finger into her vagina and clean it all off. She then licks your finger clean.
2. A dirty nigger who likes to eat shit, or smells like shit.
2. A dirty nigger who likes to eat shit, or smells like shit.
Dude, i gave Allison a nasty little shitpicket last night, then i fucked her and she sucked my dick afterwards!
Shaniqua's such a shitpicket. She needs a douche bag.
Shaniqua's such a shitpicket. She needs a douche bag.
by Spick Death October 24, 2008
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Origin: your anus
Definition: that annoying last bits of poop left to plug your butthole, left from either poorly wiped butts or premature pooping. No matter how much you wipe it still comes back to haunt you the next day. Results in sticky anuses or an annoying smooth sensation in your asshole, or, in severe cases, shit in your underwear or a plugged rectum.
Origin: your anus
Definition: that annoying last bits of poop left to plug your butthole, left from either poorly wiped butts or premature pooping. No matter how much you wipe it still comes back to haunt you the next day. Results in sticky anuses or an annoying smooth sensation in your asshole, or, in severe cases, shit in your underwear or a plugged rectum.
I got a bad case of shitplugs on Monday after I forgot to thoroughly wipe my ass. The whole day was hell.
by John Doe to the second power October 8, 2014
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Last night I was pimpin' shit up with Tara but her husband came home so I had to run out the back door.
by whillscf September 8, 2009
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Get the shitpoke mug.the term for when you are really stoned and you want a pillow so you slide the shit on the floor to a wall.
im really stoned trying to see the TV. im laying down in the mess of my stoned-out dorm room and i slide my back to the wall and make a pillow.
im really stoned trying to see the TV. im laying down in the mess of my stoned-out dorm room and i slide my back to the wall and make a pillow.
i was layin on the flo tryin to watch this dvd and couldnt see shit. it pissed me off i had to back that shit up and make a pillow
by mackdaddy crystall April 30, 2007
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