selfie-incrimination

Taking a selfie on a smart phone you stole.

My phone got stolen but I got it back from the cops because the rocket-surgeon thief did some selfie-incrimination.

by ApologyAcceptedCaptainNeeda February 8, 2015

selfie wanker

A person who takes too many selfies of themselves to such an extent that it takes up a lot of their time. They have a sexualized fetish in taking photos of themselves.

she's such a slag, I bet she texts lots of guys! what a selfie wanker!

by max payne July 2, 2015

selfalingus

Going down on oneself

Thanks to my yoga class, i've become a master in selfalingus

by Manchu333 November 14, 2016

self succy

When u need a succ but have no bae so u succ urself

Man I really need a succ, but no one wants to succ me... I know, I'll do a self succy

by Hortonhearskeem February 28, 2017

Self-pleasuration

A combination of the act of self pleasuring (masturbation) and self preservation (satisfying that intense need to release).

Lisa was very skilled in the art of self-pleasuration.

Frustrated over the lack of available men where she lives Glynette literally took matters into her own hands. The gorgeous, brown eyed, single mother of two perfected the art of self-pleasuration just to maintain her sanity.

by Maxelino Brando July 30, 2018

Self taught artist

Something bad artists use as an excuse or reason as to why they aren’t very good, rather than admitting they don’t practice. These people often don’t know that nearly all artists are self taught, and that having a teacher doesn’t make you an amazing artist.

Amy “Damn Chad I wish I could draw like that, but I’m a self taught artist, can you teach me?”
Chad “You’re just garbage.”

by Smelly Property December 24, 2019

Self-Ratio

1. When you reply to yourself and get more likes than the original post/comment/like received .
2. When you like a reply to your own comment/reply that has an equal number of likes as the original comment/reply, thus giving it more likes than your comment and therefore ratioing yourself.

Damn, I self-ratioed myself. At least someone else didn’t do it.

by ShoppingCartCentral February 19, 2021