Shit The Sheets

When someone let's a fart in bed

Chad : Wow Alyssa I can't believe im naked in your bed!

Alyssa : Oh Chad caress my hair and fuck my pussy!
Chad : Oh Baby! (Splat)
Alyssa : Did you just Shit The Sheets?
Chad : Yeah I had some taco bell for lunch! Now let's spread those legs! (Splat) (Splat)
Alyssa : GROSS! GO TO THE BATHROOM!
Chad : No time im going to fuck your pussy! (Splat) (Splat) (Spalt)
Alyssa : OH MY GOD GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED RIGHT NOW!
Chad : FINE! Ahhhhh! (Splat) Ahhhhh!
Alyssa : OH MY GOD YOU JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY BED!

Chad : Yeah I guess you could say I just Shit On The Sheets! LATER BITCH!
Alyssa : YOU BASTARD YOU DIRTY BASTARD!

Chad : (Splat)

by SlopNChop March 4, 2019

skeets

a hoe or skanky girl who has no moral standards nor pride in herself

"that girl is such a skeet her skirt is too damn short"
skeets are also mentioned in "get low" by lil jon n' da east side boys "aww skeet skeet mutha fu*ckaz"

by ShAkIra December 14, 2003

Go back like car seats

To be familiar with something or somebody for a long time.

"Of course I know Dee; she and I go back like car seats."

by K. Itty May 14, 2005

seeds

Common slang for sunflower seeds.

Pass the seeds, bitches.

by Kris December 3, 2004

lucas seats

Long pole inserted in to anal for pleasure

Lucas Likes sitting on Lucas seats

by chrish999 September 18, 2008

Straight Guy Seems Gay

A male who is straight but seems to be gay. He goes to salons, get petacures and manicures and is very fasionable.

by Anonymous January 23, 2007

seeks

1. shut the fuck up

Richard" dont be asking me for shit"
Aaron" seeks bitch"

by ben33 July 2, 2008