Seagull

Government drones

I'm trying to change and there is a seagull peeping through my window, I hope it isn't one of those government drones trying to spy on me.

by UltimateDoge June 16, 2022

Seagulled

To eat at a frantic pace, with very little chewing

I barely had time to sit, I just seagulled my lunch between meetings.

by viking-ette November 14, 2022

Seagull

The mortal enemy of the capuchin monkey.

A selfish bird that believes everything belongs to it, screams "Mine" at would be competitors.

Very unlucky to see one, especially when the moon is present. Portends to calamity. Only lucky for Aquarius people.

Damn, that's a big fucking seagull

by GreeboMc October 1, 2022

Seagulling

To go dogging, and position yourself off the roof of the couples car. Furiously masturbate, and when the time is right. Release your cock snot through the sunroof and all over the lovely couple. Hence leaving them looking like a seagul shat on them.

Me and the wife got a hefty seagulling by multiple men on Friday. We loved it, but the car upholstery is a real crusty mess.

by Jim’ll fist it February 11, 2023

Seagulled

When you’re waiting for your coffee to be made, and there’s a big queue and someone swoops in and takes your coffee because it’s a similar order to theirs.

I ordered a mocha but I think I’ve been seagulled

by Gecko72 February 13, 2023

Seagull

When performing doggystyle on the beach quickly pull your dick out dunk it in the sand whilst it’s wet and stick it back in the girl your fucking whilst pulling there arms back to make them scream like a seagull

I turned her in to a seagull last night, safe to say she wasn’t impressed

by Fatboii3578 May 20, 2023

Seagulled

When food is brought into a meeting, left in the hallway and non-meeting employees grab little bits as they pass by

What happened to our meeting snacks? The accounting department seagulled them.

by Josephe TIG June 9, 2023