Schafi

Schafi is the most incredible being on earth. Schafi is funny, loud, likes to suck peepees and vaginas and has a talent for singing and smuggling milk in his popo. He also likes to cuddle all day and has a thing for anything por-nographic. Schafi is liked by everyone, whether they want to or not. Schafi is pretty small but his peepee is ginormous, just like his love for everyone (especially boobies).

Oh no, Schafi woke up but I don't have his milk ready - he will be very angry!

by McDongo November 24, 2021

Scaffpacity

A word used for keeping count of scaffold components

The total scaffpacity of 2.438m ledgers is 400

by Ashy Hendo December 12, 2021

Scaffed

The act of losing control of your boyfriends truck resulting in hitting a pole and rolling over. Then running away to avoid punishment.

She really Scaffed her boyfriends truck tonight in East main!

by Rip$20k January 1, 2022

Shaffering

The act of accusing someone of missing too much time at work only to miss time yourself.

Brian accused me of Hughesing but he was shaffering.

by Tardy, absent, Sabbatical January 12, 2022

Schiffered

When you are alpine skiing and you cant get past gate 5.

announcer- and there goes michaela schiffer down at gate 5 once again.
Person1- She really schiffered that one

by Fapitalist February 19, 2022

Schoffenny

Stinky cunted, fentanyl-fingered ho.

I don't want that filthy schoffenny on my davenport.

by Violet LilyRose March 26, 2022

Scharfie

Of German descent. Surprisingly does not like bratwurst or sauerkraut(WEIRD). LOVER of seltzers and swears they aren't a lightweight.

Did you see that Scharfie yack from the truly's? What a scharfie

by Jamie Baxxteer April 26, 2022