san francisco typist

A joke for people who use the ‘hunt and peckmethod for typing
The new office secretary pulled a San Francisco typist routine- huntin pecker
by CO1224 March 13, 2020
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The San Francisco Skeet

When having sex doggy style and then releasing the skeet on her back. Followed by scattering loose rice pilaf onto said back shot.
I happened to have some rice pilaf nearby, so I gave her The San Francisco skeet upon finishing.
by StankyMane January 23, 2025
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San Francisco Pancake

The act of piling up multiple men (bottoms) on top of each other. Then the top roughly inserts his manhood into each participant starting from the flap jack on bottom and working his way up. The top proceeds to flopp out his load on the bottom, who is located on the top of the San Francisco Pancake. His semen then proceeds to trickle in a downward flow to the other members of the San Francisco Pancake. This should give the perception of a stacked pancake with syrup drizzling down. Like the Canadian Pancake but MORE GAY.
Andy asked me if I wanted to be in a San Francisco Pancake. I replied, "yes, so long as I got to be the flap jack."
by Roostertail September 17, 2020
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San Francisco Pancake

The act of piling up multiple men (bottoms) on top of each other. Then the top roughly inserts his manhood into each participant starting from the flapjack on bottom and working his way up. The top proceeds to flopp out his load on the bottom, who is located on the top of the San Francisco Pancake. His semen then proceeds to trickle in a downward flow to the other members of the San Francisco Pancake. This should give the perception of a stacked pancake with syrup drizzling down. Like the Canadian Pancake but MORE GAY.
Andy asked me if I wanted to be in a San Francisco Pancake. I replied, "yes, so long as I got to be the flapjack."
by Roostertail September 17, 2020
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San Francisco Door Stop

A large pile of human feces, usually from a homeless person, left on the sidewalk just outside the door.
Some homeless guy left a San Francisco Door Stop right outside our shop. Let's get someone to clean that up before the customers start coming in.
by Kakeman May 07, 2020
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San Francisco handiwipe

Upon withdrawing the penis during anal sex, a double kidney punch is delivered, causing the sphincter to tighten and clean the feces off of the penis.
I was banging Jack and finished off with a San Francisco handiwipe.
by TeamCook January 03, 2020
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San Francisco Sundae

When you return to your parked car, find a ticket on your front windshield, your driver side window smashed and the glass sprinkled on human feces.
I went to se that 3 million dollar condo in the SOMA the other day and was served a San Francisco Sundae when I got back to my car.
by MysticOgre March 06, 2021
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