salty duck

placing a semen filled condom on the lips of your victim you violated through anal intercourse creating a duck bill effect causing your victim to "quack" semen.

salty duck is very similar to felching. I gave a girl the salty duck to see her quack with surprise!!

by Dr. Felcher February 26, 2009

salty grundle

irritation of the grundle from saltwater exposure

After boating and swimming all day, Bob had a seriously salty grundle, so bad that he had to walk with his legs spread.

by Charles Rice June 27, 2006

the salty spittoon

A popular club where all the toughest of the tough gather to commence in fights and parties.

Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?

by Hash slinging slasher! July 23, 2014

salty bishop

When, while sitting in a confession booth at church, the preist masturbates and hits you with a spray of seamen through the mesh screen window.

"dude, you are covered in cum, did you just come from church?!"
"yeah man, got hit with a nasty salty bishop!"

by Danevan July 28, 2008

salty sailor

old nautical: sailor who is experienced and thus encrusted with salt

the Salty Sailor knew his stuff.

by sdr123 October 9, 2008

The rice is salty

The drag king version of tea sis. Used to react to gossip

Jessica: "Did you know Alexa is dating Emma?!"

Sophia: "NO!"

Jessica: "the rice is salty"

by Joe McGinnis April 6, 2019

salty mariner

When you jerk off in the front/bow of a ship and the cum flys in the wind hitting someone in the face and they lick it off themselves.. mmmmm a salty mariner

Go to the stern, I’m about to pull a salty mariner

by Jontssss May 16, 2021