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marinating salmon
An extreme sexual act in which one fills a kiddie-pool with anal lube and then both partners lay in it and "marinate" in the lube for at least 30 minutes. After marinating, the partners engage in a four hour long dirty anal sexual marathon.
marinating salmon by Dirty Sanchez 10 December 26, 2014
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Awkward Salmon
A move that is part of the Awkward Animal Clan, an Awkward Salmon is performed when during an awkward situation, one puts his hands in between someone's legs, slapping them back and forth like a fish in a move basically identical to lesser known Awkward Trout.
Jane(in failed attempt to produce lulz):
I think Hitler was really a woman.
Tom(to another person present, not Jane in most cases):.... *AWKWARD SALMON*
I think Hitler was really a woman.
Tom(to another person present, not Jane in most cases):.... *AWKWARD SALMON*
Awkward Salmon by Girl On The Internets May 10, 2009
Angry Salmon
When you pass a large crap (often after a struggle to pass it) into the toilet that is so big you experience anal bleeding and the toilet water splashes up onto your ass, thus resembling a red faced angry salmon splashing about in a fisherman's bucket.
Oh my god I just passed a real angry salmon" or "my ass is bleeding after being bitten by the angry salmon I just passed" or "hey guys check out my angry salmon
Angry Salmon by Mandudno August 23, 2010
Flailing Salmon
The sexual position where a woman lays on her back with her legs hanging over a man who is laying on his side perpendicular to the woman during the act of coitous, resembling a salmon trying to get upstream in the spawn as he moves in a humping motion.
Flailing Salmon by feeldasteel October 15, 2008
Floppy Salmon
when a person comes up behind someone(unbeknownst to them)and rapidly slaps in a back and forth motion between their legs, reminiscent of a salmon flopping
Floppy Salmon by RachaelaM October 29, 2008
Butt Salmon
A smelly fart that travels upwind.
Even though the wind is blowing in the opposite direction, your butt salmon traveled upstream and hit me full on in the face, defying the laws of science!
Butt Salmon by SpcMcDee October 17, 2012