Rusty Car in the Rain

A dirty sex act with Norm Macdonald, as per Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee.

"How much for a rusty car in the rain?"

by ringbell January 2, 2019

Rusty Brusselers

The act of recieving fellatio while simultaneously placing a sports bet on an electronic device.

"My wife gave me a serious Rusty Brusselers in the bathroom last night!"

"I won twice last night. Rusty Brusselers and a hundred bucks!"

by Pigeonsrus February 8, 2019

rusty palm

When you shit in your hand and jerk off.

I can’t get my rusty palm clean

by Wendover June 19, 2019

rusty heater

When the penis is inserted into the anus and held in due to clenching it becomes "hot and rusty".

I met this chick at the bar and she gave me the old rusty heater.

by LeslieMiller January 8, 2020

Rusty Muck

The Rusty Muck is a place of societal gatherings, where the council decides your fate as a lil baby! Graduates of the Rusty Muck are automatically better than people who haven't.

Don't say that to Hoza, hes been at the Rusty Muck since he was a lil baby!

by Thegentlemen69 May 24, 2021

rusty squeezebox

A red hair vagina.

see "rusty squeezebox" by Smoove

That red head must have a rusty squeezebox!

by BTDBMT August 14, 2008

Rusty Hot Air Balloon

When a guy can't get his dick hard, he sets one ass cheek on the couch and one cheek off, and has a women/man blow warm air in his asshole, to make his dick rise.

See description.

Warren was with such a fucking beast that she had to give him a Rusty Hot Air Balloon to make his dick hard.

by Warren G-unit January 21, 2013