rule 34 

If it exists or can be imagined, there's a porn of it.

guy1: Have you seen that tentacle porn with Dora the Explorer!
guy2: Yep, still not as bad as Gwen Tennyson blowing an alien while getting fucked by her cousin, mother, and grandpa at the same time!
guy1: Daaaaaammm! rule 34 strikes again!
guy2: Thank god there's no "Chuck Norris fucking Optimus Prime" shit out there.
guy1: You just imagined it, now there is.
guy2: Damn you rule34, damn you!

rule 34 by hentai-holic June 12, 2011

Rule Forty-two 

As stated in Alice's Adventures in Wonderland: "All persons more than a mile high, to leave the court."

Quote:

At this moment the King, who had been for some time busily writing in his note-book, cackled out 'Silence!' and read out from his book, 'Rule Forty-two. ALL PERSONS MORE THAN A MILE HIGH TO LEAVE THE COURT.'

Everybody looked at Alice.

'I'M not a mile high,' said Alice.

'You are,' said the King.

'Nearly two miles high,' added the Queen.

'Well, I shan't go, at any rate,' said Alice: 'besides, that's not a regular rule: you invented it just now.'

'It's the oldest rule in the book,' said the King.

'Then it ought to be Number One,' said Alice.

Rule Forty-two by arkizzle October 11, 2009

Rule 1 

Do not talk about /b/.

Guy- Hey guys wanna know about /b/?
*gets kicked in the nuts*
Other guy- You just broke Rule 1.

Girl- Wanna know about /b/?
*gets punched in the tits*
Some other person- You just broke Rule 1.

Rule 1 by mboone April 13, 2010

rule whore

When a person playing a casual sport (example: basketball pick up game at the park) complains about everything and states the proper rules of the game, when really no one else cares and is just trying to have a good time.

These people generally start being rule whores when their team starts losing and they get frustrated

-playing basketball at the park

Rule Whore-- EY EY THATS A THREE SECOND VIOLATION!!!

John- Dude who the fuck cares, its a pick up game!

Rule Whore-- NO NO FUCK THIS IF U AINT PLAYING BY THE RULES THAN I QUIT

John- OK man chill, ur just mad cuz ur losing, ur such a Rule Whore!!!!

Rule whore- YOU WANT ME TO LOOK UP THE RULES FOR YOU, I SWEAR WHAT IM SAYING IS RIGHT!!!

John- (laughs and leaves)

rule whore by jojo22355 April 5, 2010

rule 99.5 

the rule that establishes that cheerleader's cheering stories always end badly..... for them

Charlie: "Becky's story is totally compliant to rule 99.5"
Harold: "I know, she's gonna hate when she sees "SLUT" on her Facebook wall

rule 99.5 by milk king October 8, 2010

Rule 76C 

A guy must never miss an NFL game due to his girlfriend. Exceptions: Preseason Games, Teams who the guy has no feelings for in the Regular Season (ex. Jaguars, Bengals, Titans, etc.)

Tom- "Hey I can't stay for the Cardinals game."
Jeff- "Why not?"
Tom- "Amanda wants to go to dinner."
Jeff- "Rule 76C, bitch. Get back on this fucking couch."
Tom- Fuck yeah."

Rule 76C by Sophieisfuckinawesome:D October 8, 2011

Rule 39

Never say no to bacta.

38: “Get yourself some bacta, soldier!”
Response: “I thought you’d never ask!”
*During bacta time*
Rule 39: Never say no to bacta.”

Rule 39 by QAnonymoose April 18, 2021