Hudson River eel

(n) a used condom, so-named because it is the only kind of fish one would see floating in this polluted river.

Several Hudson River eels littered the filthy pier.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

riven

origin king's english:

to be divided; torn.

A river is riven when it divides into two or more directions.

by d.e.b. July 12, 2004

university of ottawa vs. carleton rival chants

Being located in the same city, it is natural that the University of Ottawa and Carleton have become rival schools. Here are examples of chants heard on the University of Ottawa campus during frosh week (also known as 101 week):

university of ottawa vs. carleton rival chants:
If I had the wings of a sparrow,
If I had the wings of a crow,
I'd fly over Carleton tomorrow,
and shit on those bastards below, below!
shit on, shit on, shit on those bastards below, below
shit on, shit on, shit on those bastards below

or

I'm an asshole,
I'm an asshole,
I'm an asshole through and through,
but i'd rather be an asshole than to go to Carleton U

by The First GG October 17, 2012

thief river falls

A small "city" where hopes and dreams are killed.

Person " Have you seen Ryan lately?"
Person 2 " No, but I heard he failed at life and moved to Thief River Falls."

by Running Things December 5, 2016

Eel River Beach Club

Only the best beach club in the world, located at plymouth, MA. Kick ass tennis team, amazing swim team, great staff and managers. The pool is crystal clear and warm and perfectly salted. The food is grilled to perfection. The boys are all amazingly hot, with six packs. and the girls are sizzlin'. Swim team is so fun, no one cheats ever. NO RUNNING! There are no rules except for that. Babies never cry. Everyone is always Happy! Lemme tell ya, you wanna go there.

The Sun always shines at the Eel River Beach Club!

by Lauren and Kelsey January 1, 2006

Crystal River

A Small Town with its main points being its tent mall and its nuclear power plant. Great places to waste time are the OP Parking Lot or Ft. Island Beach, be warned the beach may be radioactive. There is Nothing to do in this region and days may consist walking from the HS to the Mall and/or Going to the Mud Hole. Admiring the woods while holding Aluminium Cans is also enjoyable.

There is no explaining Crystal River or Citrus County... Visiting it is not recommended.

by The Jacketman June 11, 2006

wading river

home of the woods rats and duck pond dwellers. in the woods rats side of town, you are most likley to find young teens congregating in the woods riding atv's or bicycles its also common to find teens and young adults building treeforts out of scrap wood. the deli is common place for "meeting up" weed is always being smoked, ciggarettes being bummmed, and beer being drank. this side of town is commonly called "the teen streets". in the duck pond dwellers side of town, you will always see cars parked in a parking lot near a pond full of ducks thinking they are cool. they often pop pills, and only leave to migrate to the beach, mcdonalds or hess

im chillin in wading river yo

by teeennnss betchh October 16, 2008