Roblox is a game for kids who didn't hit puberty yet, or a game for your local pedophile to get turned on and shove blocky bodies in each other to simulate sex. But don't worry because kids can get into that action too. Your local elementary school probably has kids that play roblox. You know what makes those kids special??? AUTISM. Roblox players have autism and Telomon himself said it.
Reporter: Telomon. You made smash hit roblox in 2004. Has the people on it become more annoying?
Telomon: Heh, Smash hit, THATS WHAT I DID TO YOUR MOM.
Reporter: Erm. Okay. This is the end of the interview. Back to you Tom.
(They proceed to their bedrooms and tell their brothers/sisters to get off the tablet cause it is their turns) (The 6 Year Olds start having sex.)(Very high pitched moaning noises can be heard from the 6 Year Olds rooms and from their dad's bedrooms.)
Roblox is the terrible reincarnation of Minecraft. Half of the the time there are 9 year old kids running around looking for little girls to bang. Common quotes are "Wanna succ " "Shes Mine" or "Wanna come to my house". These kids that play this game are the reason this generation is failing. We are all disappointments to our ancestors because of the Roblox kids. These kids also spend hundreds of dollars buying a currency called "Robux"