cum in the rag 

A phrase meaning "dead," used ironically as a parody of mobster phrases such as sleep with the fishes.

If this guy comes anywhere near my anime bodypillow, he'll be cum in the rag.

cum in the rag by ooooolc July 20, 2020

phantom rag

the five days of extreme bitchiness, usually associated with the female menstruation cycle, that mysteriously occurs in pregnant females, menopausal women, or off usual cycle times in regular females. Also known as a ghost rag.

J: Do you know if Reba is having a boy or girl?
B: Who cares, shes being a real bitch today!
J: Oh she must be on her phantom rag.

phantom rag by Jay & B August 1, 2008

Doo Rag douche

Doo Rag Douche- Any white person who wears a Doo Rag and thinks it will give them street cred or make them less white.

person A: "Wow that white guy in that car is wearing a doo rag."

Person B: "What a Doo Rag Douche."

Doo Rag douche by The Flying 69 March 31, 2008

spank rag

The recipient of frequent masturbation, usually a sock or old tee-shirt.

Something smelled like graham crackers. It was a washcloth he used as a spank rag, which he kept under his bed.

spank rag by Andizzle4Life September 7, 2005

catch rag

A rag that is used to skeet into when you are wacking your dick. They are usually kept under your bed or by the computer and can be made from an old t-shirt or sock which ever you prefer.

Brutus has used the same catch rag since 4th grade. It's his lucky catch rag.

catch rag by Netch July 15, 2004

Hoist That Rag

1. The second song on Tom Waits' 2004 album, Real Gone.

2. A sentiment based on the lyrics and tone of that song. To tell some one to 'Hoist That Rag' is to tell them that life is shit, but to stick it out.

God used me as hammer, boys
To beat his weary drum today

Hoist that rag

Hoist that rag

Hoist That Rag by Frank Rider August 22, 2009

brown rag doll

A turd found in a urinal.

Person 1: Man, all four urinals had fat brown rag dolls, so I had to use a stall.

Person 2: Yeah, I made all four of those.

brown rag doll by RAGING_cactus January 26, 2007